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@ Vacation, relaxation: http://www.machinegunshoot.com/
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# PLANETARY ALIGNMENT BEGINS - Jupiter Arriving on C3 - Follow the Events -
  SOLAR ANOMALIES GALORE!!! http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/
# PLANETS ALIGNING ON MAY 5, RUMORS AGOG- one can gauge the power of pseudo-
  science on the laity. http://www.timesofindia.com/today/28mban1.htm

# UFOs, Doomsday Expected During Great Planetary Alignment. (AFP) Hundreds
  are expected to swarm to the Nevada desert on May 5 for a rare planetary
  alignment -- an event that might attract extra-terrestrials or result in
  doomsday. Those inclined to believe in UFOs are certain "the Great Align-
  ment" will create "a vortex in outer space" so powerful it will enable
  ETs to visit Earth. Film studio Dreamworks will take advantage of the
  event to install "the world's first alien beacon" nearby. Major geekfest
  will ensue: http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004290001.cfm

* Your editor will be one of those hundreds swarming to Area51 for the fest-
ivities - he's not wireless yet so these bulletins will be suspended during
3-7 May - maybe longer if doomsday strikes. I'll see you all in hell, folks.
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# Malin Points MGS at the Face- But What is He Hiding? Yet further political
  developments this week in the ongoing saga of the latest Mars Global Sur-
  veyor images of Cydonia. http://www.enterprisemission.com/malin2.htm
# Martian seasons unfold before Mars Global Surveyor - looks like we're
  in for nasty weather: http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004280007.cfm
# Ancient Egypt, the Monument on Mars & Extraterrestrial Contact - The
  Stargate Conspiracy: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com.au/56a.htm

# Solar system to descend on potato fields. PRESQUE ISLE, Maine -- Motorists
  traveling Route 1 between Presque Isle and Houlton soon will have more to
  look at than just rolling potato fields. Several educational institutions
  in Aroostook County are cooperating on constructing a 40-mile-long scale
  model of the solar system. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004290006.cfm

: Have you modeled any celestial entities on Earth's surface lately? Do the
Giza pyramids model the Orion constellation? Do Toyiabe Mountains model the
Milky Way? Does the Face On Mars model early proto-human physiognomy? Why?
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# AIDS Declared Threat to US Security. Washington: Convinced that the global
  spread of AIDS is reaching catastrophic dimensions, the Clinton adminis-
  tration has formally designated the disease for the first time as a threat
  to U.S. national security that could topple foreign governments, touch off
  ethnic wars and undo decades of work in building free-market democracies
  abroad. http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0430aids.htm

# AIDS: AN EXPLOSION OF THE BIOLOGICAL TIMEBOMB?
  http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/conspire.html#aidsbiowar
# AIDS Decimating African Schools: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9745091
# Chimps, Conspiracies & Killer Viruses: www.newdawnmagazine.com.au/54b.htm

: Have you engineered/promulgated/monitored any global pandemics lately? Are
plagues good for destabilizing international situations? Have you decided on
which populations/nations/continents to depopulate next? How do you choose?
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# 'Evil Spirits' Haunt African Family. A Lusaka family in Matero [Zambia] is
  spending nights in the cold running away from mysterious fires and other
  unexplained happenings in their home. Evil follows them to police station,
  surrounds neighborhood: http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/p_zampol.htm

# HUMANITY UPSETS EARTH'S DIVINE BALANCE - We hardly noticed it, but another
  Earth Day has come & gone. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/s/200004290005.cfm
# Harmonic of Egypt - Lost Vision of the Universe Rediscovered by Rene
  Schwaller de Lubicz: http://www.newdawnmagazine.com.au/back.htm
# China's Dams Weakened by Termites, Cultists, Aliens, Demons:
  http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/April2000/0429china.htm

: Did you mung any local/regional/global/galactic/universal balances lately?
Do spirits/deities/aliens/termites haunt you in retribution?Do you hum a lot
to get harmonic balances back into shape?Are you swamped in a karmic deluge?
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# Internet TV Site Swamped Due to Psychic Revelations in O.J. Simpson Case.
  A story about the O.J. Simpson case that appeared on several prominent web
  sites boosted traffic to the fromUSAlive.com Internet TV Network more than
  1000 percent. http://news.excite.com/news/bw/000428/pa-fromusalive.com
@ The Network For The Rest Of Us: http://www.fromusalive.com/

@ How To Talk New Age: http://www.well.com/user/mick/newagept.html
@ AnCog: http://www.psy.uva.nl/resedu/pn/res/ANOMALOUSCOGNITION/anomal.shtml
$ Psychic Universe: http://www.a-psychic-universe.com/new/noframes.htm
$ The Psychic Internet: http://www.wholarts.com/psychic/
@ Edgar Cayce Lives: http://www.are-cayce.com/

: Do you pursue psychic news? Does psychic news pursue you? Have you swarmed
to any psychic news lately? Is it healthy? Have you been tested lately? Are
you sane, certified, communicative? Do you spread your psychic condition??
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# Schizophrenia Gene Suspected. Researchers in Canada say they're zeroing in
  on a gene responsible for schizophrenia, a severe mental illness that af-
  flicts millions. http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,35990,00.html
@ Insane Asylum. How do you feel today? Wanna let go and howl at the moon?
  Well this is the place! http://boards.excite.com/boards/topic?id=11:665207

@ What better way to round out your day than with a few psychological tests!
  <http://www.emode.com> Find out how biased <http://www.yale.edu/implicit>,
  smart <http://www.eskimo.com/~miyaguch/hoeflin.html>, or insane you are.
  <http://www.msu.edu/user/loossean/erin/sanity.html> And learn a lot more
  over at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Science/ if you dare.

: Is your mental disorder caused by genetics, drugs, physical/emotional/spi-
ritual trauma, implants, mindcontrol rays, hypnosis/subliminals, brainmites,
Internet/Television/Comix/Televangelists, aliens, robots, me? Are you sure?
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# THE SOUND OF MUSIC: [ via http://www.artsjournal.com/Digest.html ] Some
  might call it that, but those little buzzy tunes and blurbles and bleeps
  emanating from our tools are becoming more and more intrusive. "Dangerous
  as it is to make predictions, electronic games, computers and the latest
  mobile phones all suggest that various unforeseen combinations of sound
  and image will come to dominate our work and leisure in the near future."
  http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/20000427/A25860-2000Apr26.html

# Music Cut From Columbine Tape - Artists Threaten to Sue Over Use of Songs:
 http://apbnews.com/newscenter/breakingnews/2000/04/28/columbine0428_01.html
# South Park Take on Elian Raid - Gun-Toting Janet Reno Wears a Bunny Suit:
  http://www.apbnews.com/media/mediawatch/2000/04/28/southpark0428_01.html

: Do ultrafast mindcontrol signals beam into y'r brain disguised as harmless
annunciator beeps/tones/music from microwave ovens,wristwatches, cellphones/
pagers, videogames, musicplayers? Do videos reprogram your consciousness??
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  "On the other hand... I have at least five more fingers..." --anon

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SkeptiNews 000429a - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

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@ Gay Vikings? http://www.realtime.com/~gunnora/gayvik.htm
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# Star seeds: images show universe's infancy - 'The Ultimate Limit of Our
  Vision' offers a look at the cosmos soon after big bang. You are there.
  Be here now. Om. http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004270010.cfm
# Sound wave images show universe in its infancy, but raise more questions.
  Questions GOOD! http://www.alienzoo.com/news/y/200004270007.cfm

@ Moon, Where Are You From? When did the moon first accompany our earth?
  Perhaps it has been looking at the earth long before human beings appeared
  on earth. People say that there is a Freezing-Cold Palace on the moon
  where an ancient beauty named Chang-E lives, along with a white rabbit
  and a man called Wu Gang, whose daily work is to chop cassia trees. US
  astronauts didn't see these: http://www.caus.org/pn042700b.htm

: Where did moon/earth/sun/stars/galaxies/universe/reality come from? How
did they get here? Where are they going? How will they get there? Who/where
are the witnesses? Why/when/how did white rabbits disappeared from the Moon?
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# MORE BOYS FROM BRAZIL? Russians Fear NeoNazi Attempts To Clone Hitler From
  Skull Fragment. MOSCOW (IndNews) Russian officials have mounted heightened
  security over the Moscow exhibition featuring a fragment of Adolf Hitler's
  skull, fearing that Neo-Nazi groups will steal the relic and attempt to
  clone the Fuehrer. "If Nazi partisans were to steal this organic material,
  extract the DNA and produce a clone of Adolf Hitler, the damage to mankind
  could be incalculable." Several Fascist websites in the U.S. and Australia
  have announced plans to conduct just such an operation. Russian officials
  are taking these threats very seriously. http://revelation66.pitas.com

# Pol Pot: Life of a tyrant (BBC) http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9755798
@ "British Psychiatry; From Eugenics to Assassination" (Tavistock, MKULTRA,
  Freemasonry) - http://www.hotweird.com/heliophobe/mkultra.htm

: What genocidal dictator/cultist/psychiatrist would you most like to clone?
Who's your favorite mass-murderer? Does Earth need numerous replicas? Would
they help thin-out the gene-pool, reduce excess population, restore balance?
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# More bodies linked to Ugandan cult. KAMPALA, Uganda (AP) - The stench of
  death permeated the air as gravediggers unearthed the bodies of 55 people,
  mostly women and children, from a garage rented by a leader of the Ugandan
  doomsday cult now blamed for 979 deaths. The small brick home was one of
  several rented by an excommunicated Roman Catholic priest, Dominic Katari-
  babo, one of the leaders of the Movement for the Restoration of the Ten
  Commandments. http://infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2566079331-4b6

# Japan foot cult ordered to pay. TOKYO (AP) A court ordered a Japanese cult
  claiming the ability to gain powerful insights through the human foot to
  pay damages to former followers for coercing them into paying exorbitant
  fees. The cult, Ho-no-hana Sampogyo, which claimed to cure illnesses by
  examining feet, was ordered to pay $2.12 million to 27 people. Former
  members say they paid the group as much as $935,000 after being warned
  that they would die or get cancer unless they had the soles of their feet
  inspected. http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2566087563-0e8

: What's your favorite cult? Would you rather have your feet or your head
examined? How much money does your cult demand for your survival? Does your
cult take money and then allow/cause death/destruction/annoyance anyway??
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# NASA UNVEILS QUARTET OF ASTEROID MOVIES. NASA this week debuted a 4-part
  movie marathon of noir dramas centering on an asteroid more than 100 mln
  miles from Earth. http://www.CNN.com/2000/TECH/space/04/28/near.movies2/

# PLANETARY ALIGNMENT - Tidal Forces on May 5, 2000. On the evening of May
  4th in North America (May 5th Universal Time), the five brightest planets
  along with the Moon & Sun will cluster within a 26 degrees sector of sky.
  Unusually compact grouping: http://skypub.com/news/special/may5_2000.html

@ Pyramids At The Solstice - exploring the arrangement of 3 pyramids at Giza
  as they relate in terrestrial terms to the area of the night sky venerated
  by the Ancient Egyptians - critics say the stellar cult theory largely
  ignored the Egyptians obvious pre-occupation with the Sun, as evidenced
  through their solar art. http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/mat_86.htm

: What's your favorite celestial alignment/arrangement/assignation? Do movie
marathons depict the phenomena adequately? D'ya prefer solar/lunar/meteoric/
visionary art? Have you explored many celestial conjugations? Are they hot?
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# 5 KILLED IN PENNSYLVANIA SHOOTING RAMPAGE - The two-county shooting spree
  moved from a residential area to an Indian grocery store, a Chinese rest-
  aurant, a karate studio and two synagogues. A white male suspect has been
  apprehended: http://www.CNN.com/2000/US/04/28/pittsburgh.shooting.03/

# REMOTE VIEWING - The ESP of Espionage - We may all have latent psi powers,
  but our ability to develop them is blanked out by engineered stress with
  the collusion of covert agencies. MILITARY DEVELOPMENT OF REMOTE MIND-
  CONTROL TECHNOLOGY: http://www.altnews.com.au/nexus/ESPionage.html

# LET'S TRY INACCURATE TESTS FOR ALCOHOLISM, TOO! It's not enough that we
  use inaccurate tests to find out if someone has used marijuana or cocaine,
  now a govt official wants doctors to test their patients for alcoholism.
  http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/DeanFullTextTopics.cfm?ID=32623&src=n2

: Do y'r mindcontrollers cause you to shoot/view/drink/accept? Have you been
tested for substances/thoughts/accuracy/implants/sex lately? Have y'r latent
abilities been suppressed/enhanced/distorted/manipulated by govt agencies??
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# Cars collide in Twilight Zone. POLICE were astonished after 2 cars of the
  same make, colour,age & mileage crashed at a druids' haunt. The 2 drivers,
  strangers to each other, shared the same house number. And the cars' reg-
  istration plates were an anagram of each other. The area is said to be a
  haunt of pagan druids. http://www.forteantimes.com/breaking/wizcrash.html

# Black Cat Prowls Texas: http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/abc_us01.htm
# Art Bell Rings Off- Bye: http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/n_bell01.htm
# Seance Conjuration Flops: http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/p_binion.htm

: Have you experienced/engineered/evaded any ominous coincidences/phenomena
lately? Are all ominous phenomena engineered? Are there no coincidences? Is
everything watched, controlled, manipulated? Do you like to watch? Who? Why?

@ From nessie@sfbg.com -It IS possible to "see" through a walls,so to speak.
  Lasers won't do it, but radar will. Long time defense contractor Raytheon
  recently began marketing a law enforcement version of their through-the-
  wall, portable radar: http://hometown.aol.com/ultra21753/xray.htm
  What it looks like: http://www.nlectc.org/techproj/nij_p26.html
  Watch the infomercial: http://www.nlectc.org/videos/RAYTHE1.RM
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  "Dick Straith may have been captain of the football team but why,
   he thought, should that stop him from wearing his sister's tank
   top." --Scott Davis Jones

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