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March 26, 2001 03:42 p.m. P.D.T. * CULT OF THE DEAD COW: http://www.cultdeadcow.com/
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* CONVERSATIONAL TERRORISM: http://www.vandruff.com/art_converse.html * MARIO'S CYBERSPACE STATION: http://mprofaca.cro.net/mainmenu.html * THE BUREAU OF PUBLIC SECRETS: http://www.slip.net/~knabb/ * Heroin Is Safe & Fun: http://www.sightings.com/general9/heroin.htm * Study Backs Theory of 'Grassy Knoll' - 2nd Gunman Fired at Kennedy http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A56560-2001Mar25.html * Reincarnation of Area51? http://www.sightings.com/general9/dug.htm _ _ _ _ _ * Rich US Christian sect buys Australia - "it's good for the sheep" Baaa... http://www.theage.com.au/news/2001/03/26/FFXS5FAOPKC.html * Joseph Newman Free Energy Machine (yet again) www.josephnewman.com * TOOSHOES & CAT: http://www.cris.com/~tooshoes/PenPartners.html * Cleopatra: Short, Fat, Ugly: http://sightings.com/general9/ugly.htm * Wirehead Hedonism - The future of mankind? http://www.wireheading.com/ * Calculation does to the brain what sex does to the genitals: blood flows to the most active parts. Okay, so what's 99 raised to the 5th power? http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4156478,00.html _ _ _ _ _ * MadCow plague will result in major human dieoff - we're all doomed. Repent: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010322/hl/madcow_5.html * Reconstruction of madcow's route via butchershop - connect the dots: http://www.newscientist.com/dailynews/news.jsp?id=ns9999535 * Your body is a soup of poisonous chemical additives. Get neutralized soon: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010321/hl/chemicals_1.html * via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Food/ Are you afraid to eat beef http://www.mad-cow.org/ but you hate tofu? http://www.tofu.com/ Enjoy some human meat product! http://www.manbeef.com/home.html Yummy!!! _ _ _ _ _ * The Allagash Abduction -- "The True Story of a Man Taken for Ten Days To an Extraterrestrial Civilisation" -- SUPER-SIZE THIS and DEFINITELY, HOLD THE FRIES! -- How TV Psychics Fool People (it's all a trick) http://www.worldofthestrange.com/Archives/032601.htm * A laptop in every child's school satchel? Even Bill Gates's alma mater ain't sure it's a brilliant idea. http://www.realworld.org/welcome.html and http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0112/news-lightfoot.shtml and also http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/97jul/computer.htm and http://www.allianceforchildhood.net/projects/computers/computers_links.htm _ _ _ _ _ * Lockheed X-22A Anti-Gravity Fighter Disc http://www.abovetopsecret.com/fighterdisc.html * Aeronautical Map of the Groom Lake/Area 51 Region http://www.abovetopsecret.com/aeronautical.html * Abydos "Modern Machine" Glyphs http://www.abovetopsecret.com/abydos.html * USAF Future Weapons Proposals http://www.abovetopsecret.com/futureweapons.html _ _ _ _ _ Your Editor will be contemplating his many sins for awhile. Pray for him. *** permission is explicitly granted to forward this email message *** SkeptiChat 1.01.02.05 *** http://www.sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm
February 27, 2001 04:47 a.m. P.D.T. * RIP Claude Shannon http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=406266451
_ _ _ _ _ * Make your own crop circles: http://www.circlemakers.org/ * Aliens make man disappear - abducted in Malaysia: http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_221393.html?menu= * Mars meteorite may show old life - Grey Panthers rejoice: http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=406259979 * In science, if it's never been done, and you do it once, it's a mistake. Twice, and it's a mirage. Third time, it's truth. Enter: the Z Machine: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4110977,00.html Have you made any mistakes/cropcircles/mirages/lifeforms lately? Have you been abducted by aliens/scientists/machines/concepts/me? How many times? _ _ _ _ _ * The Dead Media Project - It's Alive!! http://www.deadmedia.org/ * Oz Nazi Xword: http://www.smh.com.au/crossword/0102/07/quick.html * TerrorWeb: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nf/20010226/tc/7731_1.html * PureNet: http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010227/tc/china_dc_1.html * Too depressed to get to the doctor to refill your Prozac? Hiroyuki Nishigaki http://hometown.aol.com/hnishigaki/ has the secret method to "GOOD-BYE Depression": http://hometown.aol.com/nishigaki3/ CONSTRICTING ANUS 100 times daily. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724 Now clench tight and see more at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Wackos/ Are you constricted, relaxed, terrorized, purified, depressed, mortified? Who/what is your favorite dead medium? Have you clenched any media lately? _ _ _ _ _ * Jesus of the week: http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/ * Gaming Jesus: http://www.shaw-island.com/archive/20010216.html * A dog for god: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0012/0012_01.asp * Confessional: http://www.nationallampoon.com/springbreak/defaultpar.asp * Christianity at the Crossroads - Can Jesus save himself in the 21st century? http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/02.15.01/index.html * Vatican reins in Jesuit theologian - religious pluralism objectionable, verboten. Damn. http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=406261827 Have you saved any (demi)deities lately? Have they saved you? Is the entire set impossible to collect? Should deities and theologies be watered-down?? * Buddhism is big with baby boomers, who have adopted a version that is small and self-absorbed, a soothing therapy. But is that so wrong? http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2001/02/26/buddhism/print.html _ _ _ _ _ "There was a bunch of Theosophists down at the end of the bar, raising the devil. Had'im about six feet off the floor..." --Firesign Theatre
February 27, 2001 04:09 a.m. P.D.T. # These and other items via Fark http://www.fark.com/
* Multiple breast art: http://www.cyberium.net/multibrst/stcat.jpg * Creative weapons design, incl. 9mm telephone: http://birdman.org/ * Survive: http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/survivor/episode1.html * Thought process patented: www.theregister.co.uk/content/archive/16541.html * JESUS SEEKS LOVING WOMAN - date the Son of God: http://www.jesus.com/ * LordCo - holiest products: http://lordco.virtualave.net/product.html * The truth about Hell: it's underground! http://www.av1611.org/hell.html * Breakfast of Saviours: http://home.earthlink.net/~rubeldetzner/jesus.htm Do you prefer multiple-breasted saviours with deadly telephones and athletic rabbits? Would you buy products from such saviours? Even vacations to Hell? _ _ _ _ _ # These and more via STA http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/ * CHILEAN GOVERNMENT TURNED OVER SECRET UFO FILES TO U.S. - got pizza franchise in return: http://www.electricwarrior.com/news/ewNews000F.htm * CONSPIRACY THEORY: Did We Walk on the Moon? Irresistible Proof of the NASA fraud: http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/531.html * A TIME TRAVELER'S WARNING ABOUT HAARP? http://p3n.org/pn022301b.shtml * HAARP TRANSMITTER NOW RUNNING AT FULL POWER - now you know why your teeth hurt: http://geocities.com/brojongazette/frontpage/bj0201.html * STAR WARS: A DONE DEAL? OR MIND CONTROL? Or just a way to spend lotsa surplus money? http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=6977 Is HAARP a mindcontrol component of the NASA fraud to make us believe that modern technology was honestly developed and not stolen from Leprechauns?? _ _ _ _ _ * GENETIC CODE DOESN'T REVEAL RACE DISTINCTIONS New data confirms what scientists have long suspected: DNA of human beings is 99.9% identical: http://www0.mercurycenter.com/svtech/news/front/docs/genes022001.htm * MANKIND'S GENE DEFICIT POINTS TO INTELLIGENT DESIGN - but doesn't explain tonsils, appendix: http://farshores.topcities.com/farshores/ngenes.htm * The Golem Project - screensaver that evolves robots to which you'll own the copyrights! Wow! http://golem03.cs-i.brandeis.edu/download.html * Self-configuring/evolving bots http://bc.tensegrity.net/links/99761/goURL Have you evolved much lately? Were you created? Will you be outstripped by evolving entities that keep improving, while you're stuck in the mud? Why? _ _ _ _ _ * The finest in broadcasting - APOCALYPSO Radio - WUVT, Blacksburg VA: http://www.subgenius.com/updates/X0013_THE_APOCALYPSO_radio.html * We don't communicate effectively - Esperanto isn't enough - try Earth Language: http://www.sfo.com/~ucathinker/earth/english/syshome.htm * Anti-missile Defense Will Bring Biblical Armageddon and Rapture - and just in time too: http://www.geocities.com/ynh369&IDLink=9033 * Cthulhu/Pez: http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/9938/archive/arch51.html * Worst sys: http://techtv.com/help/hardware/story/0,23008,3312370,00.html Do you demand only the finest quality in life/death/radio/video/crypto/sex? Have you taken steps to improve yourself/others/aliens/robots/me lately?? _ _ _ _ _ "I am Lucifer of Borg. You will be incinerated. Repentance is futile." *** SkeptiChat 1.00.06.27 *** http://www.sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm
Feb 26, 2001 09:36 a.m. P.D.T.
Thursday, March 14, 2002 01:44 p.m. P.D.T. All right, I just can't stay away from this stuff, and it's too tedious to process the non-bulletins for inclusion on SkeptiLog, so they're coming back here. Simplified. Less frequent. Less obsessed. But here. The first few dozen will be backdated; and for other historical items, see SkeptiLog, eh? Enjoy.
Tuesday, February 27, 2001 03:01 p.m. P.D.T. OK, I admit that I can't quit this entirely. I'm doing some short pieces, collections of observations, that may superficially resemble the bulletins, but not on any regular basis. You can get them in real-time by subscribing to SkeptiChat, or you can see them on the Web (when I get around to moving them here) at http://skeptilog.pitas.com
Sunday, November 5, 2000 09:43 a.m. P.D.T. SkeptiNews xxxxxx - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To
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