> LAWMAKERS FUME AT LOSS OF DINING PRIVILEGES. A $100 million Capitol
  renovation means Washington state senators will temporarily lose
  their private dining room and French chefs, and have to eat the
  same food served to the public. "Let them eat Happy Meals" -- yuck. 
  http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/03/23/food.fight.ap/index.html

 

> FIRE CONSUMES CONVENT; NUNS FEARED DEAD - God makes "Happy Meals" of His

  brides. (CBC) 2 nuns are feared dead after a fire swept through a convent

  in northern Quebec. http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/23/convent_fire020323
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> BUSH STARTS HISTORIC PERU VISIT - promotes oil-cocaine pipelines:
  http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/americas/03/23/bush.latin/index.html

> MARINE TOXIN SUSPECTED IN DOLPHIN DEATHS - Bush sterilizing oceans:

  http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/23/dolphin.deaths.ap/index.html

> THAILAND HAS CHEAPEST AIDS DRUG COCKTAIL - Bush accepts party invite:

  http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/southeast/03/23/thailand.aids/

 

> ENRON PROBE TARGETS BUSH. (BBC) Investigations into the Enron collapse

  now move closer to the White House as subpoenas are issued to examine the

  firm's political contacts. Investigators are accused of aiding terrorism:

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> BIN LADEN WANTED BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS: PENTAGON. (CBC) US forces have found

  evidence in Afghanistan that Osama bin Laden wanted to produce anthrax or

  other biological weapons. The Pentagon is furious with outsiders trying to

  poach on its turf. http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/23/anthrax_afghan020323

 

> CYBORG STRIP-SEARCHED BY AIR CANADA. Professor Steve Mann of U. Toronto,

  who describes himself as a cyborg, tried to board a flight at St. John's,

  Newfoundland wearing "computerized glasses, headgear and electronic body

  suit". He was stopped and "subjected to an extensive search". So extensive

  that he missed his flight, and was unable to get another flight for two

  days. What a bummer. http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/24550.html

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> A MULTIMEDIA CORRESPONDENT ON WHEELS? Robotic reality-reporter. (CNN)

  Wanted: aggressive war correspondent with interview skills, satellite

  phone. Mobility required in hostile, rugged terrain. Pay: None. Solar

  panels a plus. Frustrated by an absence of solid news from the Afghan

  conflict, an MIT researcher is building a roving, multimedia reporter.

  The remote-controlled robot could help journalists troll for news in the

  world's hotspots, witnessing battles at close range and even conducting

  interviews. The invention modeled on NASA's Mars Explorer would not only

  help keep reporters out of the line of fire, but could also help overcome

  US military's restrictions on press access, the researcher thinks. Yeah.

  http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/industry/03/23/robot.reporter.ap/index.html

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@ UFO Magnet: http://www.elfis.net/rnr/rnrx/giantrock.htm
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* Nerve implant experiment "a gimmick". A microarray implant connected to
  nerves in the arm of a controversial cyberneticist does not wow experts.
  Bogus cyborg: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992078

 

* The Majestic Art of Mind Kontrol: surfing the dissipative edge of reality
  & meta-fiction. Have fun: http://www.elfis.net/mkc/mkcx/majesticarts.htm
* DEVOLUTION!! http://www.clydelewis.com/dis/devolution/devolution.html

 

* Nasa satellite stranded in space -- Space shuttle rescue needed after one
  of the most advanced commo satellites ever launched is attacked by UFOs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1889000/1889184.stm

 

Have you controlled any minds/bodies/comsats/dogs lately? Do implants help
you cope? Are you devolving noticeably? Do UFO attacks keep you awake? Why?
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* Meat&Society: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DyeHard/dyehard.html
* The Daughters of UMMO - Bolivian/Saucerian Blood Cult. The world will end
  at summer solstice 2033 http://www.elfis.net/mkc/mkcx/bolivianummites.htm

 

* Princess Di's sacrifice was foretold in the Bible and in the writings of
  Nostradamus. God's will: http://www.clydelewis.com/dis/prince/prince.html
* Faces on Mars, Moon, Giza? http://www.discover.com/neuroquest/faces.html

 

* TOYNBEE IDEAS IN KUBRICK'S 2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER - If
  you've seen this phrase engraved into the sidewalk and been confused,
  you're not alone. [ at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Culture/ ]

 

Have you been sacrificed/resurrected/ignored lately? Are carnivores/vegans/
breathatarians more civilized? Do you see the patterns in this? What else??
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* Saddam Hussein: the anonymous author of thinly veiled propaganda novels?

  http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=humannews&StoryID=726513
* Gay Lover Blabs www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=24859

 

* Indonesian Sharia Scary: http://ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=25003

* Nigerian Sharia Illegal: http://ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=25004

* Vatican Sharia Expanded: http://ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=25013

* Pacifist Quaker group labeled "criminal extremist organization" by dumb
  Denver cops: http://denverpost.com/Stories/0,1002,158%257E475984,00.html
* Hindus in Mormonland www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,380007515,00.html

 

What's your favorite belief system? How do you justify it? Is it constantly

under attack? Do your deities enjoy watching you suffer? Can I help them??

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  "Let us hope that a kind of Providence will put a speedy end to the
   acts of God under which we have been laboring." --Peter de Vries

 

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> GOOGLE PULLS, REPLACES ANTI-SCIENTOLOGY SITE - gutless goliath bends to

  waves of fury: http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/internet/03/22/google.reut/
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* Just perfectly ordinary doomsday fanatics - preparing for a myriad of
  anticipated "troubles." http://csmonitor.com/2002/0314/p19s02-bogn.html
* Witch Mark? http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=xx-bork&q=witch.mark

 

* UFOs, Quakes Zapped Harappa: www.indian-express.com/ie20020321/nat5.html

* LUMINOUS UFOs CONVERGE ON TERRACE, BRITISH COLUMBIA - male body builder

  paralyzed by beams: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/uforo712.htm

* No Future In Time Travel: http://www.iit.edu/~bosabri/timecomments.html
* Ancient Egyptian Treasures In The Grand Canyon? Suppressed Archeological
  Information & Metaphysical Paradox? http://www.rense.com/general6/egy.htm

 

Has your world/culture/conscience/body been devastated/revitalized lately?

Were UFOs/demons/witches/dogs to blame? Are you prepared for the next one?
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* Russian Scientist Disproves Einstein And Tackles Solving Gravity Mystery.
  Really heavy endeavor: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ngrav.htm
* Secret lives of numbers http://www.turbulence.org/Works/nums/prepare.html

 

* IBM To Link Government Computers In Powerful Grid - supernet will control

  the entire world: http://www.informationweek.com/story/IWK20020322S0005

* TESTING 1ST CYBORG: http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/03/22/human.cyborg/

 

* Neural-network - Artificial brains could use "in-jokes" to deliver secret

  messages - beware!! http://newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992067

* DNA to ID sea monsters: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/cdna.htm

 

Have you (dis)solved any major quandaries lately? Do nets weave/wave around

you seamlessly? Do you know who/what/why you are? Are you opaquely funny??

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* [ at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Religion/ ] - Forget lame-ass Jack
  Chick tracts. Today's Christian youth can read comics about the evils of
  evolution in COLOR. But don't just take it from me, read the celebrity
  endorsements, including the star of The Shaggy DA. Hold me back...

* Be you a dentist http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG//Dental.JPG
  or trucker http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG//Trucker.JPG or
  juggler http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/imagesJPG//Juggler.JPG, know
  that Jesus http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ is "With you always".

Has the Second Coming been vaporware for 2000 years? Is religion like most
software products, never quite out of beta-testing? Is your faith buggy??

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  "Tobacco kills at least 50 Latinos per day. That’s even more than

   the chupacabras." -- http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/mcrc/legacy.htm

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@ The Mummy: http://gordonkorman.com/mummy.htm
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* The science and the fiction of time travel are weird. But the science is
  weirder. http://popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,12543,211042,00.html
* Fluke or fate? http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa031102a.htm

* How To Tell If Your Head Is About To Blow Up - Prevent HCE!
  http://www.totse.com/en/fringe/fringe_science/headblow.html
* AstroBites: http://stariq.com/pagetemplate/T1.asp?pageid=2207

* Visual Thesaurus - is it mindcontrol? http://thesaurus.plumbdesign.com/
* Truest: http://wiretap.area.com/Gopher/Library/Humor/Misc/signatur.txt
* Black Water Devouring Florida!! http://www.rense.com/general21/gab.htm

Were you polluted by science/religion/words/silence/entities lately? Do any
heads spontaneously explode in your vicinity? Do you clean up afterwards??
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* We saw 'Bigfoot', claim villagers. One villager in north-east India
  captures a furry creature on video, but experts say it could be a bear:
  http://straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/cybernews/story/0,1870,108731,00.html

* Investigator Provides New Aztec UFO Crash Information - "It's not my
  fault!" the Gray sobbed: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ufoaz.htm
* Top 10 Out-Of-Place Artifacts: http://www.rense.com/general3/top10.htm

 

* Sailing to the stars: SEX IN SPACE. "Freeze sperm, leave the men behind."
  http://space.com/scienceastronomy/generalscience/star_voyage_020319-1.html

* Hot synthetic woman: http://therossman01.tripod.com/top10babes/ten.html

 

Have you seen/missed any Yetis/UFOs/sperm/artifacts lately? Were they where

you expected? Were they real/virtual/synthetic/natural? How can ya be sure?
_ _ _ _ _

* Humans Are From Earth, Aliens Are From Planet Oberon-X27
  http://dolphin.upenn.edu/~pbowl/issues/futu/alienhuman.html
* Feng Shui Bible: http://www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/feng/feng4.htm

* Man can keep his 'ATHEIST' license plate - Allah, {JHWH} are not amused:
  www.stpetersburgtimes.com/2002/03/15/TampaBay/ATHEIST_tag_wins_repr.shtml
* Those shitty Amish!! http://www.jsonline.com/news/state/mar02/28734.asp

* Jesus provides hands-on guidance for young Catholic athletes, unabusive.
  http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html
* For competitive athletes around the world: http://www.pretestedurine.com

Does your belief system sometimes lead you to thoughts or deeds that might
be misconstrued or disapproved by others? Do you give a rat's ass about'em?
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  "We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on
   one another." --Peter de Vries
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  Scientology Censors Google: http://www.politechbot.com/p-03281.html
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* COSMIC RADIATION MUTATED HUMANS. 2 million years ago, just as primitive
  apemen were evolving into big-brained humans, a pair of supernovae explo-
  sions occurred nearby. http://2012.antville.org/topics/Evolution/18599/
* I-C-UFOs http://virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m21-010.shtml

* First they came for the gene-tweaked athletes....
  http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/21/sports/othersports/21DRUG.html
* Get your paradigms straight: Harry Potter is about MAGIC! Klingons
  are about SCIENCE!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASFS/message/1415

Has your species been improved by ETs/geneticists/novae/wizards/me lately?
Do you resent/appreciate/notice the interference? Is it cheating? Why not?
_ _ _ _ _

* RESURRECTIONS MARY DANCES WITH THE DEAD IN CHICAGO. They say they've seen
  her, danced with her, kissed her. Sometimes she’s seen lying in a heap
  along the border of a cemetery or walking or dancing within its gates.
  http://www.weirdnj.com/__weirdus_stories/IL_resurrection_mary.html

* SPACE ALIEN GAL CLAIMS NASA ASTRONAUT GOT ME PREGNANT' - A sex scandal
  of intergalactic proportions flared up when a female space alien told
  NASA officials she's pregnant - and an astronaut is the daddy! Oops!
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=18421

Would you rather be resurrected, impregnated, electroshocked, alienated? Do
you dance/laugh/kiss with aliens/corpses/robots/me much? Are you excited??
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* MindControl & Timothy McVeigh's Rise From "Robotic" Soldier to MadBomber
  & Hero: http://www.daywilliams.com/mind_control_mcveigh_constantine.html
* More Mindcontrol Murder: http://www.arlingtoncemetery.com/allardkl.htm
* Mutilation: Not Just Cows http://www.msnbc.com/local/kbci/m160236.asp

* THE NAZI UFO NIGHTMARE! - MIAMI, Fla. - Nazi scientists were in secret
  contact with mysterious superbeings who live beneath the earth and gave
  Germany the technology to build flying saucers! But not good enough...
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=14318

Have you controlled/murdered/mutilated any humans/cattle/aliens/robots/gods
lately? Do your mindcontrol projects always work the way you want? Why not?
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* The War That Destroyed America: http://cryptome.org/usa-destroyed.htm
* Imperial America: http://www.rense.com/general21/imperialstatepower.htm
* US: Police State! http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=24686
                and http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=26889

* Bunker Buster, The Friendly Nuke! Wage nuclear war on the 3rd world now,
  kids! http://motherjones.com/web_exclusives/commentary/humor/buster.html
* EU Declares War On Bush, GOP: http://www.msnbc.com/news/727910.asp
* What Really Happened: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ (psychotic)

Have you waged war on your friends/enemies/family/strangers lately? Do you
want to nuke anyone in particular, or will just any target do? Is it fun??
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  Update: Google has re-listed the http://www.xenu.com home page.
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