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@ Interstellar Teardrop: http://2012.antville.org/topics/Space/19380/
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* For the past 6 weeks,a large bright white UFO has been stalking the towns
  along BritishColumbia Hwy 16 http://ufoinfo.com/roundup/v07/rnd0711.shtml

* Solar Symbols Found In Crop Circle Formations - solar aliens are mucking

  about in our fields: http://www.cropcircleanswers.com/dexsol_article.htm

* Giant Siberian monoliths - This might be the standing stone equivalent of
  the Chinese pyramids! http://2012.antville.org/topics/Archaeology/25717/
* Just one prehuman species: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11222780

* Are you an alien abductee? http://www.anw.com/aliens/52questions.htm

* Finally, Chemtrail Relief - Homeopathic Barium & Aluminum Detox - or you
  could just breathe less: http://www.herbalhealer.com/air-pollution.html
* Antarctica will melt, Europe will freeze, and I'll head into town to buy
  more beer, chips, guacamole: http://2012.antville.org/topics/Earth/19974/

 

Have you stalked any towns/UFOs/chemtrails/monoliths/prehumans/dogs lately?

Have they stalked you? Is your reality melting/freezing/detoxing/munching??
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* 'Some People May Oppose Me, But They Will...End Up In HELL!' - Rev. Moon
  deals harshly with his opponents: http://www.usasurvival.org/moon-un.html
* Moon Predicts One-World Religion - Denies Divinity Of Christ - but he'll
  get HIS on Judgement Day, eh? http://www.rense.com/general21/denies.htm

 

* Surfing The Kundalini - To Inner And Outer Space - getting in touch with

  your inner orgasmic alien - omm: http://www.rense.com/general21/surf.htm
* Don't stone the evil fucker http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11223659

* DENSA - for the rest of us: http://www.densa.org (start your own group)

* Cats Cause Schizophrenia: www.linguafranca.com/print/0012/cover_pet.html
* Pheromone triples sexual success: www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11221977

* A Few Good Mutations: http://2012.antville.org/topics/Evolution/20314/

* The Skeptic's Dictionary: http://www.dcn.davis.ca.us/~btcarrol/skeptic/

 

Have you dealt with your internal/external opponents/orgones/mutations/cats

lately? Have chemicals/mutations/aliens improved your sexual success? How?

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* Prof Makes Stone Circle. Using an ancient design and 56 tons of granite,
  Judith Young built a massive modern stone circle. 130 feet across, the
  standing stones are precisely aligned to allow for exploration of the
  mysteries of the universe: http://2012.antville.org/?day=20020306

 

* PYRAMID CONSTRUCTION: Time for a Fresh Look at the Geopolymer Theory --

  they didn't use uniform block molds. http://www.ianlawton.com/pc5.htm

* NANOTUBES- building molecular electronic devices to insert into the body.
  Bend over: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020312073554.htm

* Russian Cold-Fusion http://rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18180
* CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD: http://thescotsman.co.uk/index.cfm?id=308812002
* Mimicking & Predicting Evolution: www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11223714
* Fractals Predict Quakes: http://sci.newsfactor.com/perl/story/16333.html

 

Did you build/discover/cure/mimic/predict/fuse/insert anything interesting

lately, or are you still just farting around with Web-surfing and bad sex??
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 "It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that He need not exist in

  order to save us." --Peter de Vries

 

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* WHY ASTROLOGY WORKS. http://www.astrolore.com/articles/0026/0026.html
* Quantum Relationships- Astrology of love: www.quantum-relationships.com/
* QUANTUM ASTROLOGY: The universe is made of rednecks & g-doggs & light &
  the souls of the dead. http://iglou.com/nethuntr/thanks/july_9_2001.html

* In the quantum astrology of the twenty-first century, a delightful degree
  of unpredictability will be assumed as the birthright of each individual
  man and woman, just as we now recognize it to be the birthright of every
  subatomic particle. http://www.astrologyalive.com/ArticleForrest.html

* Quantum computer games: http://link.aps.org/abstract/PRL/v88/e137902
* Quantum computing without qubits: http://arxiv.org/abs/quant-ph/0203059
* "Quantum" search with classical optics - quantum entanglement is not
  necessary. What a relief! http://link.aps.org/abstract/PRL/v88/e137901

What are the astrological signs of your favorite quanta? Do you & your own
entities have a birthright to unpredictability? Are you unentangled? Where?
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* THE TRUE CROWN & THE THIRD WAY ORDER. Governmental & judicial systems in
  the United States of America, at both federal and local state levels, are
  owned by the “Crown,” which is a private foreign power. But it's not the
  British Royals: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18216

* Carlyle Group Cashing In Again: http://www.rense.com/general21/card.htm
* W's Satanic Worship http://rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18201
* Unholy Alliance -Xianity & NWO: http://www.rense.com/general20/unholy.htm
* Those Evil priests? Tsk tsk http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11223892

* BoJo-Moonie-Scientology Connection: http://rense.com/general21/boj.htm
* TEMPLARS, MORMONS, JESSE JAMES AND HEARST CASTLE - 19th century global
  imperialist plot: http://rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18176
* 'Eye Of Horus' In Time-Warner's New Logo: www.rense.com/general21/hor.htm

Has y'r political-religious-economic-alien conspiracy finalized its control
of Earth lately? Are you busy liquidating the opposition? Is that fun? How?
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* Scientific proof of the existence of God & everyone will be resurrected:
  http://google.com/search?num=100&safe=off&q=tipler+physics+immortality
* Evidence of the risen Christ? Report sheds new light on reputed burial
  cloths of Jesus: http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=26785

* A GENERAL THEORY OF DEATH - with implications for life. You never really
  die, as long as you are remembered by others. Similarly, you never really
  live unless others are aware of you. Life is perception, death is its
  absence. http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/death.htm#theory (you can die now)

* ETs kill & abduct Russians: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11223396
* LA: Nobody gets out of here alive * http://www.beneathlosangeles.com/
* Iceman's final battle * http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11223997

* Can deities vanquish death? http://sonic.net/~ric/go/goodg2.htm#other

Have you discovered proof of the existence of deities/aliens/life/death/mud
lately? Have you published your proof? Did ETs interfere with you? Why not?
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  "I don't want to fain immortality through my work; I want to gain
   immortality through not dying." --Woody Allen

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* Virtual Hell. Much cooler than other hells. http://www.virtualhell.org/

* Hell-O-graphy - learn the turf: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/hell.htm

 

* Muslim dolls tackle WANTON Barbie: Meet Dara & Sara, Iran's answer to Ken

  and Barbie. The Muslim dolls were developed by a govt agency to promote

  traditional values, with their modest clothing & pro-family backgrounds.

 

[ from http://milkandcookies.com/ via http://sensibleerection.com/ ]
* Sex with Cars: http://www.geocities.com/gnxlover/ [get greasy]
* Motosex Pitstop: http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~webwrx/motosex/
* CarSex FAQ: http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq

 

Does your faith say sexuality is damnable whilst its leaders bugger every

available victim? Are you worried about hell for your dolls/cars/dogs/self?

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* NASA to keep launch times secret - to guard against attacks. The swine.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1881000/1881517.stm
* ALIENS AMONG US. 'Tooth Fairy Turned My Son Gay!' Oh, the humanity.
  http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=23439

 

* Martian Surface Was Eroded By Liquid Carbon Dioxide, Not Running Water.
  Gosh darn: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020313074642.htm
* Spots On Mars Related To Seep Stains? Leaky planet gets wet in armpits.

  Argh. http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m19-016.shtml

* CANCER: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=23641
* Boring sex is global: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_539159.html

* GW Bush - Scorecard of Evil: http://www.wage-slave.org/scorecard.html

* Paranoid? Try these: http://www.sensibleerection.com/entry.php/1104

Have aliens interfered with your technology/politics/science/health/planet

lately? Do they sweat? Has ET sweat changed your sexuality? Are you happy?
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* Darwin's Time Machine: Scientists Begin Predicting Evolution's Next Step.

  Smi-i-le: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020320081607.htm 

* Who are you? http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/dndwho/index.html

 

* I yearn for Yeti with the soft brown hair / And the soft brown eyes and

  the soft brown thighs / I yearn for Yeti to unload my cares / But where

  has my Yeti gone? O where? http://www.sonic.net/~ric/music/vamp3.htm#iyea

* CORRECTION: Soviet Moon rocket secrets revealed. New pix are released of
  once-top-secret Soviet superbooster designed to beat the Yanks to Moon.
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1883000/1883348.stm
 

Are you better-designed/evolved/profiled than the average hominid? Are you

ready for the next technological/evolutionary/spiritual stage? Are'ya sure?
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  "There is no gravity -- the Earth sucks." --anon.

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@ NUTZ: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/arts/nutz.jpg
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* A respected American surgeon says that, within five years, he will be
  able to graft wings & tails on to human beings. Too bad he can't install
  brains. http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4371759,00.html

* Telepathic TV -- TV you watch with your third eye - tune your xtals:
  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A23740-2002Mar13.html
* Mystery spots: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/SCIspots.html

* The Houston Wearable Computer Group: http://www.hwcg.org/
* The End Of Existence: http://www.endofexistence.org/ (bye)
* The Cydonian Imperative: http://mactonnies.com/cydonia.html

 

Have you worn/swallowed/implanted/grafted/lost any (in)organic prosthetics

lately? Has your existence been imperiled/ended/enhanced because of this??
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* Star-Crossed Orbits: Inside the US/Russian Space Alliance (a plot!)
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m19-020.shtml

* THE DEAD ZONE: http://www.naplesnews.com/02/03/naples/d599686a.htm

 

* Electric Christian Rapture Test: Evangelist Dennis Lee sells the power

  of God. And then it's free forever. Plug in all your altars, desktops,

  dildos: http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/03.07.02/lee-0210.html

* A NEW FORM OF MATTER: It comes in waves and bridges the gap between the
  everyday world of humans and the micro-domain of quantum physics. Zow!!
  http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2002/20mar_newmatter.htm?list111399

 

What're y'r favorite forms of matter, energy, rapture, conspiracy, ecstasy?

Have you orbited any Xian/Russians/aliens/fish lately? When will they fall?
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* Live From Rachel NV, home of Area 51, it's Strange Days, Indeed:
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m19-024.shtml
* Autonomous Mutant Fest: http://www.mutantfest.org/ (party time!!!)

* Star Wars Gangsta Rap: "Its not the east or the west side...
  Its not the north or the south side... Its the DARKSIDE!"
  http://download.theforce.net/theater/gangsta/starwarz.html

* Playing ALIEN & CLONE & DIVINE & HOLY & ROBOT Sex Games:
  http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/vgame3.htm#xsex (scoring)
* How to have sex with dolphins: http://www.dolphinsex.org/

 

The last time I was in Rachel NV I shoplifted from the Little A'Le'Inn, was

interviewed by 'journalists' and chased off by cammo dudes. No sex, though.
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  "Perhaps the real reason why we have always been able to champion
   free speech in this country is that we know perfectly well that
   hardly anyone has got anything to say, and that no one will listen
   to anyone that has." --Daily Mail, UK

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@ MATRIX: http://www3.telus.net/amatrixforcreation/amc_enterpage.html

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* ASTEROID THREAT - An asteroid as wide as a Boeing 747 narrowly missed

  Earth last week -- and we never knew it was coming. WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!

  http://www.msnbc.com/modules/exports/ct_email.asp?/news/177595.asp

 

* UFOs EVERYWHERE! RUN! RUN! RUN! http://www.filersfiles.com/ (too late...)

* Soviet Moon Rocket Secrets Revealed - now you can build your own, cheap!

  http://www.earthchangestv.com/secure/Breaking_News/March2002/0320soviet_rocket.htm

* To The Moon On Nukes: http://techreview.com/articles/hickam030802.asp
* Blast Mapper http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/bomb/sfeature/mapablast.html
* W Bombed Pentagon: http://www.thepowerhour.com/postings/report.htm#part

 

Are you more threatened by humans, aliens, deities, robots, me? Has anybody

tossed an asteroid/nuke/UFO/cabbage at you lately? Did you deflect it? How?
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* Reptilians, Alien Queens, Murder. He "..has at different times claimed to
  be a space alien, an immortal being already more than 2,000 years old, a
  scientist able to genetically engineer his own child, a National Security
  Agency scientist, a genetic engineer who discovered the elixir of youth,
  a leukemia patient, a doctor, a genius." But he never won a Nobel Prize.
  Bother. http://www.abqtrib.com/archives/news02/031202_news_miller.shtml

* Singularity Resource Center: http://homepage.mac.com/sing_rc/index.html
* Simulations - A Primer http://freedomspace.net/~sysopfaq/simulations.html
* Anti-Cloning Disinformation? Really? http://reason.com/rb/rb031302.shtml

 

Have you cloned any Reptilioids/Republicans/singularities/simulations/dogs

lately? Did you spread any disinformation about your attempts/achievements?
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* Acupuncture Community Supports Human-Magnetic Theory - RU surprised?

  http://www.earthchangestv.com/breaking/March2002/0320acupuncture.htm

* R.U. a Mutant? http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/x-men-mutation.html

* SONY ROBOT SINGS, DANCES AND ISN'T CHEAP. The newest Sony Corp. family

  member has photographic memory, an extensive vocabulary & a jukebox-like

  knowledge of music. http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/03/19/sony.robot.ap/

 

* Finding your level of Kick-Assitude and determining your Suckosity

  Quotient: http://chop-logik.1accesshost.com/Kick-Ass.htm (precise)

* The Virtual Sex Machine: http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

 

Have you worked with many real/virtual/bogus mutants/robots/dorks/NewAgers

lately? Did the experience suck? Do you? Are you expensive/magnetic/weird?

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 "[America] shall not make Britain's mistake. Too wise to try to govern the

  world, we shall merely own it. Nothing can stop us." -Ludwell Denny, 1930

 

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