@ Red Meat: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html
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  [ via http://www.aldaily.com/ ]
* "Last words are for fools," said Marx on his deathbed. "Hold me up! I
  want to shit!" cried Walt Whitman. Others were not so wise, or practical.
* We laugh on average about 18 times a day, more often than we eat, sing,
  or have sex. Come to think of it, what if we ate & had sex 18 times a day?
* James Watson’s embarrassing new memoir shows that even with a Nobel Prize
  under his belt, a 24-year-old geek can find it hard to bed a lass. Ouch.
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* [ via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Wackos/ ] The International Weasel
  Information Society (IWIS) http://www.klio.org/mlk/weasel.html is trying
  to save the poor weasel http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/imweasel/ from its
  http://bible.christiansunite.com/bible2.cgi?version=KJV&passage=Le+11:29
  tarnished reputation. Now who will http://totl.net/WompRat/ save the rat?
  The Rat Fan Club! http://www.ratfanclub.org/ And just in time, too...
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* STEAMPUNK CAR-WARS -  Landships of Ouargistan is a strategy wargame like
  the beloved CarWars,but with fictional steam-powered Victorian "Landships"
  inspired by HG Wells. Ouargistan gamers trade plans for their fictional
  vehicles along with downloadable 3D art you can use to generate your
  own game-tokens. http://boingboing.net/2002_03_01_archive.html#75017401

* Move to criminalize cloning fails - clonemakers and clones bathe in
  blood: http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1002,61%257E466162,00.html
* HIV: Are blood-sucking flies to blame? Those little vampires are evil:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1871000/1871199.stm
* Couple declared winners of Reproduction Olympics - Swedes beat 15 others
  to get pregnant first: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_546663.html
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* WHERE GREEN BEER COMES FROM - no, you don't really want to know, but
  too bad: http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1057
* Every Man Should Have Two Wives So He Can Send Both Of Them To Work:
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/anger.cfm?instanceid=22039
* All your inexplicable Japanese turds-with-eyes are belong to kittens.
  All downhill from here: http://kuro5hin.org/story/2002/3/13/05448/7801

* Men told ageing 'shouldn't affect sex life' - the phrase MALE MENOPAUSE
  should never be used: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_545612.html
* And Then God Created... ONE BOOB TOO MANY! (You saw this one coming,
  didn't you?) http://madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=913
* I'm Tired Of Making Sex Movies For My Hubby's Creepy Family. Tough:
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/dotti.cfm?instanceid=22024
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 "Sects, sects, sects - is that all you monks ever think about?" --anon.

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@ Go, Jesus, Go! http://www.jesusswimming.com/
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* Telepathic Hypnosis? "Without my knowing that he was even thinking of
  me, a hypnotist telepathically induced analgesia in my arm. I was unaware
  of the effect until it was pointed out to me that I couldn't feel my arm
  being pinched." Yow. http://www.intuitiveheart.com/texts/hypnosis.htm

* MATRIX III: Psychosocial, Chemical, Biological,  Electromagnetic Manip-
  ulation of Human Consciousness: www.trufax.org/catalog/gencatalog.html#m3
* Mad Scientist Clones Richard Simmons! Earth's Human Population Is Doomed!
 http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/scitech_story.cfm?instanceid=19860

Have you hypnotized or been hypnotized lately? Would you rather manipulate
consciousness, subconsciousness, genetics, genitals, space-time, dogs, me?

* Faith moves mountains. It also kills innocents, wrecks lives, and sends
  people into subways armed with pamphlets. Kierkegaard makes it no easier
  to understand. http://www.killingthebuddha.com/confession/bunnies.htm
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* New World Order & Psychotronic Tyranny www.adacomp.net/~mcherney/nwo.html
* Microwave Tech Against Humanity: www.adacomp.net/~mcherney/microwave.html
* Global Trends 2015: A Dialogue About the Future With Nongovernment Experts
  http://infowar.net/cia/publications/globaltrends2015/ (but do they lie?

# Bush Does Not Measure Up to Own Standards - but that's probably just as
  well, eh? http://thedailyenron.com/documents/20020307061926-97282.asp
# IMF/World Bank/Enron/Bush - Grand Theft Larceny - not to mention total
  global domination: http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/PAL203A.html

Has your political/economic/military/religious conspiracy conquered Earth
lately? Did you have to steal much to get there? Did you use microwaves??

* What is the true Axis of Evil? Islam, Judaism, Christianity — humanity's
  three great monotheistic religions. Atheists find other reasons to kill,
  eh? http://news.independent.co.uk/people/profiles/story.jsp?story=271283
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* [via http://www.sensibleerection.com/ ] Movies of alleged UFOs shot from
  the Space Shuttle. The following video footage comes from NASA's public
  satellite broadcasts. Look close http://www.rense.com/general21/nasas.htm

* ALIEN AUTOPSY: Made in Germany? Drunken confession reveals all! Or almost
  all: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m17-007.shtml
* The Commander knows all: http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/cmmndx.htm

Do your favorite UFOs/ETs come from space, Russia, Germany, Mexico, Oregon?
Have you lost/found/created/destroyed any UFOs/ETs lately? Are they icky??

* Baby with No Bones Lives in Bucket! Must be kept in pet-proof cage! Oh,
  the humanity! http://weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=22200
@ [ via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Pets/ ] Put on a happy face spider:
  http://biology.swau.edu/faculty/petr/ftphotos/hawaii/postcards/spiders/
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- RIP Grover Krantz: http://cosmiverse.com/paranormal03070202.html
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* Radical science: Did Angels Create The Universe? A proposal for creating
  new universes in the laboratory may not be as far-fetched as it sounds:
  http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=274510

* JINN from INNER EARTH are Manipulating Surface Population! Worse than
  terrorism: http://cbsnews.com/stories/2002/03/13/60II/main503644.shtml
* More: Science of the Jinn: http://ufoinfo.com/news/FSR_scientific.html

* Diviners: Deliver Or Perish http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s500788.htm
* AIR CANADA BANS RUSHDIE: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/15/rushdie031502
* 9/11 - The Conspiracy http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=12536

Do you mostly fear angels/aliens, deities/demons, djinn/diviners, me? Are
your travels most likely to be ruined by terrorists, missiles, plots, B.O.?
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* There's An Alien Implant In J.Lo's Butt! It's all that keeps her afloat!
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=19596
* Shapeshifting: http://davidicke.net/emagazine/vol23/articles/mott-23.html

* 'CARIBOU-FLAVOURED' CONDOMS. Pauktuutit Inuit Women's Association stocks
  Arctic Winter Games http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/15/arctic_condoms020315
* I dream of djinni: http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/147_djinn.shtml

* HINDUS HAND OVER SACRED PILLARS IN PEACEFUL CEREMONY - violence & death
  ensue anyway. Bother. http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/15/india_fri020315
* 'Jesus Christ' in Kashmir: http://abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s501687.htm

Would you rather have sex with aliens/caribou/djinni/werewolves/hindus/me?
Which would be the most rewarding/risky/rancid/refreshing? Would you try??
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* Spanking Makes You Smarter! Hit me again, baby! Again! Now I'm a genius!
  http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/revelations_story.cfm?instanceid=21520
* Tell The Truth. Or not. Whatever: http://www.davidicke.net/tellthetruth/

* Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About KABBALAH (or KABALAH or CABALA
  or QABALAH or KABALA or However The Hell You Spell It) But Were Afraid
  To Ask: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/vfaith5.htm#kaba (complete text)

* Why Science Should Re-Examine the UFO Phenomenon (Without Ever Mentioning
  Aliens) http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m15-019.shtml
* Mutant fashion: http://firstview.com/designerlist/JeanPaulGaultier.html

Have you been spanked/spelled/examined/mutated/truthful/fashionable lately?
Has it done you any good? Do mindcontrol rays interfere with your progress?
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  "I never knew the lower classes had such white skins." --Lord Curzon

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@ VROOM! http://www.spaceweather.com/comets/Ikeya-Zhang/Schrantz1.jpg
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* Evidence For Religion-Health Link Is Bogus. Popular claims that religious
  activity provides health benefits have virtually no grounding in medical
  literature.  This sharply contradicts assertions that a large body of
  evidence indicates that religious people enjoy better physical & mental
  health. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020314080021.htm

* Researchers Demonstrate Direct, Real-Time Brain Control Of Computer
  Cursor: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020314080832.htm
* US town offers home to frozen French couple - cryogenic expatriates:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/europe/newsid_1872000/1872334.stm

Do you pray for health, wealth, happiness, control, immortality, sex, food?
Are your prayers answered? Positively or negatively or indifferently? When?
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* UFOs remain active in Central America. ETs really enjoy the tropical
  climate and conflicts: http://100megsfree4.com/farshores/uforo711.htm
* In Italy: Humanoids, flaps, USO, landings etc. That hot Latin temper
  draws Reptilioids: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ufoital4.htm

@ Ruins on Mars Northern Plain? Secret Cave in the Grand Canyon? Crashed
  spacecraft, Stonehenge, goldmine on Mars? Tetrahedral Structure at
  Cydonia? Island City Discovered on Mars! http://anomalous-images.com/
@ There were Giants then: http://millennium-ark.net/steve.quayle/index.html

Have many UFOs been active in your neighborhood lately? Have they avoided
you? Have you avoided them? Have they taken you to Mars, to Heaven, to bed?
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* Technophobes May Be Right After All - tech doesn't always help:
  http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/03/020315071654.htm
* When a shell is more than a shell - photo "looks like a vagina" -
  yum: http://www.newsreview.com/issues/sacto/2002-03-14/news.asp

* BUBBLE FUSION: IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE COLD FUSION FIASCO. But
  it's getting there. http://www.aps.org/WN/WN02/wn031502.html#2
* Nuclear Posture Review - nuke'em all, with smaller/better nukes:
  http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/library/policy/dod/npr.htm

Has hi-tech helped you lately? Do technologies bring sensations, energies,
destructions that don't really exist? Are you bothered by the deception??
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 "Last summer I went on a camping trip down to Mexico and I got this bad
  fever. I prob'ly would'a died, but this nice lady came and took care of
  me at my campsite. She fed me fruit and sang me these weird songs the
  whole time. I thought she must be an angel, except she kept stabbin'
  me whenever I tried to get up for some water. The more I think about
  it now... I'm pretty sure that lady was a cactus." --Max Cannon

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* Aliens Eschew Antimatter - "Whatever beings are responsible for crop
  circles, abductions, cow dismemberments, and other strange phenomena,
  they aren't getting here in antimatter spacecraft." Riding tachyons?
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m14-003.shtml

* "Spacetime is a four-dimensional matrix that can be twisted and distorted
  by massive bodies like stars in ways that are highly counterintuitive and
  even bizarre." http://www.christianitytoday.com/bc/9b1/9b1026.html

Stanton Friedman responsed to the question, "How can ETs travel such vast
distances?" by bending the top right corner of a piece of paper to touch
the bottom left corner. I don't know if he poked a hole thru to other side.

* ARE THERE OTHER UNIVERSES? The irresistible, mind-boggling fantasy comes
  to just about everyone, sooner or later: What if everything we knew, our
  whole universe, was just a speck of dust on someone's shoulder? Imagine...
  www.space.com/scienceastronomy/generalscience/5mysteries_universes_020205-1.html
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* Saudi cops 'stopped' fire rescue. Saudi Arabia's religious police stopped
  schoolgirls from leaving a blazing building because they were not wearing
  correct Islamic dress. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11215622

* Religious sect rampages in Kenya. At least 20 were killed in Nairobi.
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/africa/newsid_1853000/1853384.stm
* Rent fuels Nazi-Vatican debate. Italian bishop rented seminary as Jewish
  internment camp in WW2. www.smh.com.au/news/0202/23/world/world14.html

Who's your favorite terrorist/genocidist/fundamentalist/enthusiast? Are you
enthusiastic about your beliefs? Would you rather kill or be killed for God?

* 'TERRORISM MADE BIN LADEN IRRITABLE' An astonishing interview with the
  wife of Osama bin Laden has revealed his attempts to manage his compli-
  cated domestic life while planning his terrorist campaign against the US.
  www.thisislondon.com/dynamic/news/top_story.html?in_review_id=521812&in_review_text_id=486644

Does organizing and executing operations of death and destruction leave you
cranky & irritable? Do you turn to prayer, drugs, meditation, torture, sex?

* Exorcism of devilish mascot fails - Red Devil may be cast in concrete:
  http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,375015989,00.html
* Papal ban on sea-turtle meat sought - Lent tradition fuels extinction:
  http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,375015900,00.html
* Christian signs take over town - business boom for sign salespeople:
  http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,375014498,00.html?
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  "Charlemagne's strong point was morals. He was so moral that some people
   thought he was only fooling. These people came to no good." --Will Cuppy

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