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Robots At War

Friday, April 12, 2002 08:48 p.m. P.D.T.


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$ Windy Living: http://www.maxpoweraero.com/homes/pageone.htm
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* WE ALMOST LOST OHIO! Embrittlement can lead in fractions of a second to a
  core meltdown!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41720
* ROBOTS Go to War! New mobile infantry rolls out of the research lab and
  into harm's way!! http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.05/robots.html

* ASTROCOP! New frontier of missile defense,where peacekeeping space lasers
  battle storms of rogue nukes!! http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.04/
* MARS RECORDS Interview - biofeedback regains hidden memories of military
  service on Mars.  http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/mars_records.html
 
Have you lost any cities/states/regions/planets/wars lately? What is your
favorite simulation of peace? Have you simulated peace on other planets??
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* TAROT CARDS Show The Future! Well, somebody's future, anyway. Maybe.
  http://www.borderlandnews.com/stories/borderland/20020409-188370.shtml
* FLORIDA LAW gives students right to pray & preach in school. Especially
 at exam time: http://www.news-press.com/news/today/020408skulcodefolo.html

* EXPERIENCE MYTH Via Tech - reincarnation, Lord Shiva, Sacred Geography,
  more! http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?art_id=3788847
* VOYAGE TO The Land Of The Living Dead! In Haiti, death is another form of
  life http://inexplicata.com/samizdat/voyage_to_the_land_of_the_living.html
 
If you prayed to zombies in school, would they eat you? If mythical futures
appear in real tarot cards, is there a paradox? Does reality implode? When?
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* DRUG PUMPS MUSCLES! Stay buff/fit with pills, not exercise! Gyms doomed!
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/health/newsid_1925000/1925275.stm
* PRESCRIPTION DRUGS Contaminating Lakes And Rivers - get your medications
  at the beach, for free!! http://www.rense.com/general23/prescription.htm

* TERRORISTS INSTALL SolarCels http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/11/klein020411
* Police 'foil possible terror attack' (BBC) Queen Mum's funeral targeted!!
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/uk/newsid_1925000/1925810.stm
* BILDERBERGERS & The NWO! http://www.nexusmagazine.com/Bilderbergers.html
 
Do drugged conspiratorialists waste perfectly good solar energy by plotting
in the dark? Should they swim in medicated rivers? Would anyone notice? No?
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* BET ON The Future! http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.05/longbets.html
* SPIES & Sexual Behavior! http://www.dss.mil/training/adr/sexbeh/sexF.htm
* BAD ENRON Practices Widespread! www.ufenet.org/press/2002/titans_adv.html
* REALITY Strikes Back! Oy! http://www.corpse.org/issue_10/war/nrombes.html

* IT'S THE Crusades, Stupid! http://www.corpse.org/issue_10/war/zackel.html
* SYNAGOGUE BOMBED! http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/11/synagogue_africa020411
* CONGRESSWOMAN: Bush Knew In Advance Of 9/11! And ya thought this was just
  paranoia! http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A34565-2002Apr11.html
 
Do unelected executives stage arranged atrocities to wage unconstitutional
war to gain power/money/sex/drugs/salvation/other? Is the future rigged???
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  "It is sad that so many people appear to be interested in God because
   no one is interested in them." --M. Fourest

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Artificial Chromosomes

Friday, April 12, 2002 12:45 a.m. P.D.T.


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* REBIRTH of Eugenics! Artificial chromosomes, in vitro screening - the
  question is not whether we want to engineer embryos but how far we want
  to take them!! http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/10.05/eugenics.html
* HUMANS Brainier Than Chimps? http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11252505

* 1/2 BILLION taxpayer bucks later, alt.medicine gurus still cant prove what
  works!! http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2001/0204.mooney.html
* MORONIC Assumptions About Science And "Alternative" Medicine - or so he
  wants you to think! http://www.redflagsweekly.com/regush/2002_april01.html

If you tailor chromosomes with alternative medical technologies to make your
chimps smarter than you are, will you save money in the long run? Why not??

* FURORE!! Exploiting Child Exploitation! A new study is just old-fashioned
  America-bashing in disguise! Da swine! http://www.fumento.com/exploit.html
* PSYCHIATRY Is Guilty!! Guilty!! http://www.foucault.de/englishsprache.htm
* CRETINISTS Cave!! http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,380011661,00.html
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* VISITORS In The Dawn Times? PaleoUFOlogists reveal the truth of ancient
  astronauts! http://www.inexplicata.com/samizdat/unvoiced_testimony.html
* SNAKE-WORSHIP Temple Found! Snakes meant life, power, eternity and water
  for irrigation! http://www.gulfnews.com/Articles/news.asp?ArticleID=47305

* LANDLORD Insures Against Ghosts Harming Drinkers. The resident poltergeist
  is a right nasty bloke!! http://www.ufocity.com/features.cfm?NewsID=1662
* CREATE An Alpha World - or yer God-Essence will go straight down da toilet
  like old piss! http://spiritweb.org/Spirit/living-alpha-world-herman.html

Would you rather worship ancient astronauts, eternal snakes, my God-Essence,
your landlord, a poltergeist? Which offers the most return for your effort?

* BROTHERS From Outer Space! Parallels between spiritism & contacteeism in
  Latin America: www.inexplicata.com/samizdat/brothers_from_outer_space.html
* BLACK MAGIC: Playing tricks on the gullible. Good magicians battle evil in
  their own way! http://www.gulfnews.com/Articles/news.asp?ArticleID=45870
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* US XIANS start massive prayer campaign supporting Israel & Jews! Ay-rabs
  quivering! http://www.jpost.com/Editions/2002/04/12/News/News.46844.html
* PLO BOOTED From DC! http://gulfnews.com/Articles/news.asp?ArticleID=47396

* BOURGEOISOPHOBIA is why both Americans & Jews are hated. All are money-mad
  molochs,vulgarizers of culture,corrupters of taste & morals, materialists!
  http://weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/001/102gwtnf.asp

Would you rather hate Jews/Arabs/yourself/me/everybody/nobody/dorks? Where?

* FBI Hits Hackers! http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,51648,00.html
* LEFTWING Profs Plot!! http://www.stats.org/newsletters/0203/horowitz.htm
* LISTEN To The Conspiracy Revealed! http://www.spitfirelist.com/ftr.html

* MINDSHIFT: When Will We Wake Up? www.ufocity.com/features.cfm?NewsID=1427
* RADIOWAVE MindControl! http://netlab.lmcc.fju.edu.tw/3rd/paper/pap116.htm
* BRAINWAVE MindControl! http://datafilter.com/mc/uclaViolenceProject.html

Have leftwing hackers mindcontrolled any FBI agents lately, or vice-versa??
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  "I hear it's the Hebrew in Heaven, sir -- Spanish is seldom spoken,"
   he exclaimed seraphically. --Ronald Firbank

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Clones! Clones! Clones! Clones!

Thursday, April 11, 2002 6:15 p.m. P.D.T.


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* UFO Railroad! http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=1294096
* POLE Shift Before 4002! http://2012.antville.org/topics/Cataclysms/33115/
* BALL Lightning!! http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s520317.htm

* PSYCHICS & Mediums & Faith Healers Are Fakes; Homeopathy Is Useless!!
  http://norwichbulletin.com/news/stories/20020410/localnews/101674.html
* CHANCE Or Fate? http://www.canoe.ca/JamColumnSlotek/apr7_slotek-sun.html

* ROBOTS http://latimes.com/news/opinion/editorials/la-000025212apr09.story
* CLONES! Clones! http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992133
* CLONES! Clones! http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992148

What else is there left to say about UFOs, Psychics, Robots, Clones? Why?
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* PONZI, Pyramids and Pumps -- schemes designed to take your money and run.
  How to: http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/stories/2002/04/08/focus1.html
* LOOSE Connexions: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,591-260065,00.html

* JESUS or Jacques or Me? http://www.thescotsman.co.uk/s2.cfm?id=338412002
* MOOSLIMS Loose: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41690
* CRETINISM: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,681133,00.html

* MYTHS: St.Pat http://historynewsnetwork.org/articles/article.html?id=615
* MYTHS: St.Pat http://historynewsnetwork.org/articles/article.html?id=623
* MYTHS: St.Pat http://historynewsnetwork.org/articles/article.html?id=630

Can anything new be said about schemes, religions, dreams, myths? Why not?
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* BLOOD Libel! Jews don't really murder non-Jewish children to obtain blood
  for matzot: http://historynewsnetwork.org/articles/article.html?id=664
* ARCHANGEL St. Michael told him how to earn a ticket to heaven. Bang!
  http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-1653919,00.html

* SHARON & WW-III http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18914
* 2 GEORGES & John http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41697
* LINCOLN Gay!!! http://historynewsnetwork.org/articles/article.html?id=96
* SPAMORAMA: You've Got Hate Mail! http://msnbc.com/news/736217.asp?cp1=1

Is the number of possible conspiracies infinite, or is there a limit? When?
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  "It's not what men fight for. The fight in the last resort to impress
   their mothers." --Gabriel Fielding

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Haunted Painting

Thursday, April 11, 2002 1:42 p.m. P.D.T.


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* CHUPACABRAS! Chilean UFO & Chupacabras Update - Including the First Human
  Victim http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m10-008.shtml
* UFOs In Oz Every Night! http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_563260.html
 
 
Have UFOs/ghosts/chupacabras stopped bothering you lately? Are ya relieved?
Are you auctioning all your haunted/damned/possessed possessions on eBay??
 
* UNIVERSE is filled with Earth-like planets - we can conquer & occupy them
  all! http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1920000/1920896.stm
* DARKNESS! www.space.com/scienceastronomy/astronomy/dark_matter_020410.html
* ANOMALIES! Magnetic Pole Flip! http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11250708
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* ORGAN-Legging! http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18911
* SURGEONS Call For Legalized Trade In Body Parts - illicit transplant boom
  challenges old taboo! http://www.independent.co.uk/story.jsp?story=282987
 
 
Have you cloned any monsters lately? Are you a clone/monster/cyborg/hunk??

* NUKE-EM! http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28866-2002Apr10.html
* CONSPIRACY Theories Database: http://www.darkconspiracy.com/articles.htm
* THE WHATZIT That Hit The WTC! http://thewebfairy.com/whatzit/index.html#t

 
Have ya nuked/elected/ignored any Nazis lately? Are neoNazis sexy? Why not?
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* CARDINAL likens abortion, euthanasia, genetics to terrorism; gimmee altar
* RAPTURE Or Rupture? Decide: http://www.eschatologytoday.net/rapture.htm
 
Do atheists miss out on all the altarboy/rapture/sacrament/heresy fun? Have
you uttered any heresies lately? Have you fucked any altarboys lately? Who?
 
 
  "Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act." --Marty Feldman
 
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Saucer Secrets

Thursday, April 11, 2002 05:28 a.m. P.D.T.


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@ BEAMSHIPS - collect them all: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/beamshps.gif
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* SAUCER Secrets - details the UFOlogists won't tell you. Another damn
  coverup: http://www.omnimag.com/archives/open_book/almanac/saucer.html
* UFOs! http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m11-001.shtml
* ORIGIN Of UFOs Revealed! Shhh!! http://www.shout.net/~bigred/Poles.htm

* ALIEN Attack! Cosmic weapon killed forefather of Chinese nation! Legend
  is confirmed! http://www1.chinadaily.com.cn/cndy/2002-04-09/64766.html
* FILER! http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m10-017.shtml
* ALIEN Matter! Quark Stars! http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11251187

Are quark stars even denser & colder than a conservative's heart? Do aliens
have hearts? Do ETs kill without mercy? Where are they/you/we from? Why??

* PETITION: UFO Info Disclosure! http://www.virtuallystrange.net/petition
* SATANIC Alien Plot, All Of It!!! http://www.mt.net/~watcher/april30.html
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* HAWAII Leaves Giant Snailtrail Across Pacific! Navigation Mystery Solved!
  Aloha http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2002/10apr_hawaii.htm?list111399
* ANCIENT Israel, the Zodiac, and the Sun God -  Did Ancient Jews Worship
  Helios? Didn't everyone?!?! http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/helios.htm

* SEX Suits Bankrupt Church Order http://www.rense.com/general23/cath.htm
* WHAT IS the Bible Code? And Who Cares? http://flc7.com/bible_code.html
* MALKIONI Scriptures!! http://www.btinternet.com/~Nick_Brooke/malkioni
* JOIN the Evil Atheist Conspiracy! http://www.cyberdespot.com/eac.html

What's your fave mystery/conspiracy/deity/scripture/code? Does/should/will
yer religion/party/firm pay a lot for sex? Do you leave snailtrails? Where?

* LOST City Of Incas Spin??? http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11251038
* 3-STOOGES Coverup! ManchurianCandyDate! www.shout.net/~bigred/Stooges.htm
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* CYBERWAR! Code Red spreads! http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11251510
* PSYCHOTRONIC War! My Brain! My Brain! http://rense.com/general23/psy.htm
* US LOOKS To Create Robo-Soldier!! Cyborg GI would kill without mercy!!
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1908000/1908729.stm

* INFECTED Gorilla Spreads Ebola! http://www.rense.com/general23/inff.htm
* DOLLY Cloners: Humans-R-Next! http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11251137
* ANIMAL Sacrifice & Mass http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/animalsac2.htm
* REGAIN Evolution Control! http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11250826

Would you rather wage war with bio/cyber/psycho/demonic viruses, robotics,
genetic/psychic/angelic manipulation, disinformation, or none of the above?

* BUSH Rallies Lobster Fishermen Against Terrorism, But Gives Wrong Snitch
  Phone Number: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18887
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  "What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another
   nuisance." --Henry Havelock Ellis

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