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rust, SkeptiNews will crumble to dust.  SkeptiNews grew out of bulletins

I posted to UFOmind some years back, which I then moved to SkeptiChat as

trigger items to provoke discussion.  As it turned out, it was too much

hard work and not enough fun discussions.  Also, a number of fine elists

generate frequent bulletins; it's easier to forward to SC & ItS than to

mine/plagiarize them for SkeptiNews.  So call me lazy, or tired, or ???

 

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or go without.  SC and ItS subscribers should cross-subscribe. And EVERY

ONE OF YOU should read the regular updates to SK.AGOG! (SkeptiLog Agog,

Agog), which will now serve as my home page.  And one of these days I'll

write a memoir, THE PATH TO SKEPTINEWS, covering the transition from old

DESERT RAT SCRAP BOOKs to fusty elists to ultramodern blogging to ... ??

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  "All power corrupts, but we need the electricity." --anon.

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@ Bill's DNA: http://www.perverts.nl/files/Bills%20DNA.jpg
@ Dubya's PhD: http://www.uofb.com/images/Diploma2.jpg
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* BLTC RESEARCH was founded in 1995 to promote paradise-engineering.
  BLTC seeks to abolish the biological substrates of suffering. Not
  just in humans, but in all sentient life. http://www.bltc.com/

* RELIGIOUS AND MYSTICAL EXPERIENCES As Artifacts Of Temporal Lobe
  Function. Holy: http://people.uncw.edu/bergh/par325/L09RPersinger.htm
* ALL IS ENERGY. Each of us consists of a unique harmonic of frequencies.
  When these are unbalanced, we suffer. http://lifespirit.org/shri1.html

* WE'RE THINKING MEAT: http://www.staff.uiuc.edu/~hchandle/Meat.html
* SHOULD YOU BE A Vegetarian? Will the Reptilioid Republicans who harvest
  you care for your diet? http://newsletter.time.com/Y6RH06DFAA2D3D38FF75

Have you thought about meat/paradise/vegs/gods/energy lately? Did it burn?
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* IS UFOLOGY DEAD? Maybe: http://wintersteel.homestead.com/home.html
* TEN ALL-TIME Favorite UFO Cases: http://www.truthseekeratroswell.com
* SHIPMENT OF DISHES Expands ET Search. Scrubbers complain of overwork.
  Tough: http://www.redding.com/top_stories/local/20020627toplo020.shtml

* I AM Aerial Tellurian (not my real name, the one given me by Outlander).
  I am 45, single, have nice legs and butt, and I reside in the Panhandle
  of Florida. Since the age of ten I have been visited by an alien called
  Outlander from Regulus - which is 67.0 light years away from our solar
  system. Don't look. http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=698882002

Have you lost/found/killed/scrubbed any UFOs/ETs/MFs lately? Was it fun?
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* Chandler AZ city buildings are covered with subliminal gestalt art. Sex
  embeds are numerous, as well as facial & bodily features suggestive of
  sex. City fathers are into manipulative psychology, criminal hypnosis
  and conditioning. http://eccliesiastes.homestead.com/Untitled4.html

* IN THE NORTHWEST When the extreme right worries, it's a laugh riot.
  HaHaHaHaHa. http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/connelly/75146_joel19.shtml
* HUMANITY vs The New World Order - Mind control, future control, etc.
  Yawn. http://4truthseekers.com/treeoflife/articles/humanityvsNWO.htm

Have you conditioned any minds/cities/regions/worlds lately? Did'ya sweat?
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  "Like bad breath, ideology is something noticed only in others."
   --Gregory Benford

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@ VATICAN FOLLIES: http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/Cardinal-Law/main.asp

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* EARTH - CLOSEST SHAVE IN YEARS. A football-pitch-sized asteroid capable
  of razing a major city came within a whisker of hitting Earth on June
  14, but was only spotted three days later, scientists said Thursday. We
  are doomed. http://www.spacedaily.com/news/020620121339.dc05vk7l.html

 

* To Serve Man: Aliens and the New World Order (yum yum!)
  http://4truthseekers.com/treeoflife/articles/toserveman.htm
* In the News: Argentina sends 'X-files' team to probe animal deaths:
  http://www.stuff.co.nz/inl/index/0,1008,1242109a12,FF.html

 

After the aliens squish us with rocks, will we be a juicy tasty pudding??

* CHINA SCIENTISTS TO PROBE 'ET' LAUNCH TOWER.A team of Chinese scientists
  is to head out to the far west of the country to investigate a mystery
  pyramid that local legend says is a launch tower left by space aliens.
  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?u=/nm/20020619/sc_nm/china_aliens_dc_1
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* Can People Send Signals After They Die? Doc Sez Science Has the Answer:
  http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/afterlife020618.html
* Did Carlos Castaneda hallucinate that stuff in the Don Juan books
  or make it up? http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020621.html

 

* EVIDENCE FOR CREATION BY OUTSIDE INTERVENTION. Darwinists, Creationists

  and Intelligent Design proponents are unable to explain anomalies in the

  emergence of domesticated plants, animals and humans. So obviously the

  Reptilioids brewed us up. http://www.nexusmagazine.com/ETcreation.html

 

Have you hallucinated any divine truths lately? Are they like wet dreams??

 

* Southern Baptists proclaim themselves the moral leaders of the world:

  http://www.trnonline.com/shns/story.cfm?pk=FAITH-FAITH-06-19-02&cat=LR

* India Villagers Marry Off 2 Donkeys To Appease Rain God, End Drought:

  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A16225-2002Jun20.html
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* FBI uncovers massive US paramilitary group - greatest threat to national

  security: http://www.therockalltimes.co.uk/2002/06/17/fbi-uncovers.html

* FBI Braces for 4th of July Terror Attacks! Coming by land, sea or air?  
  http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/la-000042989jun19.story

* A couple weeks before 9/11, you may have seen this job posting in the
  paper: "ENEMY WANTED. Serious enemy needed to justify Pentagon budget
  increase. Defense contractors desperate. Interested enemies send letter
  and video (threatening okay) to Enemy Search Committee, C/O Ben Cohen,
  Burlington VT 05401." http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=13395

 

Do threats make you feel unified? Which whom/what? How's yer stress level?

 

* Terrorism has nothing to do with poverty or the lack of education.

  It’s the actual content of the education of terrorists that matters:

  http://www.thenewrepublic.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20020624&s=krueger062402

* TWO YEARS TO SAVE THE WORLD. Let's get rich, and fix global warming too!

  Plot thickens: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992394

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 "If it weren't for the knee-high sewage lapping at his dress pants
  and the confused terrorist spraying automatic gunfire over his head
  between loud, emotional outbursts in a language that sounded like
  someone choking on gravel, Johnson could see little reason to change
  his mind about the wisdom of registering at a two-star hotel."
  -- Bob Wakulich  (Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest entry)

 

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  Political Yoga: http://www.perverts.nl/files/joga.jpg

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* Chilean region declared official UFO tourism zone * Mayor Miguel Marquez
  makes local UFO sightings into a tourist attraction in San Jose de Maipo,
  Chile. Looky looky: http://www.bayarea.com/mld/bayarea/news/3468215.htm

 

* Serpent sightings stir 'Loch Ness' fever * A group of seemingly rational

  men plan to determine once and for all whether a lake in southern Norway

  really harbors a sea monster, after years of reported sightings. G'luck!

  http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=342883

 

* Baton fails to snare Nessie * Nessie hunters have failed in their latest

  try to find the Loch Ness monster-using the Queen's Golden Jubilee baton.

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/scotland/newsid_2034000/2034373.stm

 

Have you found any aliens/angels/demons/deities/monsters/murderers lately?

Have they found you? Are they worth viewing? Are you? In what light? Why?

 

* FACE ON MARS IS HALF-FELINE, HALF-HUMAN * Those aliens were cat-people.

  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/jun/m15-006.shtml

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* The future of mind control * Neuroscientists used electrodes to stimulate

  the brains of women in ways that caused pleasurable feelings.  Subjects

  came to no harm -- indeed their symptoms appeared to evaporate, at least

  temporarily -- but they quickly fell in love with their experimenters.

  http://www.economist.com/opinion/displayStory.cfm?story_id=1143583

* CHURCH SEX CRISIS * U.S. Catholic bishops vote to bar from the ministry
  clerics who sexually abuse minors in the future. But no action was taken
  against past single offenders, nor against bishops who protected abusers.
  The scum: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/06/14/bishops.conference/index.html

* Aussie abusers: http://brokenrites.alphalink.com.au/nletter/bccrime.html

 

Would you rather have sex with scientists, priests, electrodes, cucumbers,

aliens, Aussies, me? Does sex control your mind? Do you have any left over?

 

* SEX ED DOESN'T WORK, BUT ABSTINENCE IS WORSE * Canadian research supports

  sex with Reptilioid ETs: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/06/14/sexed020614

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* US runs low on snakebite antidote * Americans are being warned to watch

  out for vicious rattlesnakes this summer as hospitals are suffering acute

  shortages of antivenin. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11333867

* A backyard mystery: Critters, and critter heads, impaled all over. Yow!

  http://www.post-gazette.com/healthscience/20020610butcherbirdsci6p6.asp

* S.C. SENDS TROOPERS TO STOP PLUTONIUM * Gov. Jim Hodges ordered state
  troopers and other authorities to South Carolina's borders Friday to stop
  government shipments of plutonium that could begin arriving from Colorado
  as early as this weekend. The legislature will discuss secession next
  week. http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/06/14/plutonium.standoff.ap/

Are aliens/mages/troops/snakes interfering with your socio-politico-mental
health? Are you willing to fight for your freedom to breed rattlesnakes??

 

* Nigeria 'hire witchdoctors to defeat England' - World Cup soccer magic:

  http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_604351.html?menu=news.quirkies

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  "A culture which leaves unsatisfied and drives to rebelliousness so

   large a number of its members neither has a prospect of continued

   existence nor deserves it." --Sigmund Freud

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EVOLUTION! http://www.sonic.net/~ric/arts/evolution.jpg
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* THE END Of The World As We Know It! The Singularity is coming - and new
definitions of "life," "nature", "technology" and "human" will be needed.
http://earthisland.org/eijournal/new_articles.cfm?articleID=586&journalID=64
* PHYSICISTS Capture Atoms Doing the Wave! www.sciam.com/news/042402/1.html

* MYSTICS Rule Burma! http://hindustantimes.com/nonfram/240402/dlfor50.asp
* COMPUTERIZED Common Sense. Cycorp claims to be supply "formalized common
sense." The firm codifies facts like, "Once people die, they stop buying
things." http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/industry/04/11/memome.project.idg/

Would you rather be ruled by physicists/mystics/eschatologists/cyborgs/gods/
aliens/assholes/me? D'ya enjoy The End Of The World, common sense, The Wave?
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* CHINESE UFOlogy Is Serious Business - university degree program coming!!
UfoU http://asia.cnn.com/2002/BUSINESS/04/12/hk.ufology.china/index.html
* UFO NEWS!!! http://ufos.about.com/science/ufos/library/bldata/blnews.htm
& sightings http://ufos.about.com/science/ufos/library/bldata/blsight2.htm

* PLANETS put on rare spectacle * A spectacular sight of five planets lined
up in the sky will remain visible to the naked eye over the next month. As
happens every 38 years, humanity will face dire peril and much passed gas.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1942000/1942455.stm

D'ya know that harmonic relationships between the planets correlate with the
behaviors of sunspots? Do they control your behavior too? Are you a sunspot?
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* MIRACLE DOCTOR! Astrology PhD! Spontaneous Human Combustion! Mars Effect!
AstroTest! Conjuring Tricks! Satanic & Ritual Abuse! Cretinist Congress!
Was Hippocrates a homeopath? Are you? http://www.skepsis.nl/english.html
* THE WIMPY Approach To SETI: http://members.aol.com/setilink/wimpy.html

* BIGFOOT GOLFS In Seattle! http://www.koin.com/news/20020423_bigfoot.shtml
BIGFOOT! http://king5.com/eveningmagazine/NW_042202EMBbigfoot.10007395.html
* THE SO-CALLED 'Face on Mars' - or poke me in the eye with a sharp stick:
http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/mars_daily_020412.html

If the Face On Mars is Bigfoot, should we worship/love/fear/abuse/fuck/tax
any Yeti or Sasquatch we meet? D'ya fear Spontaneous Bigfoot Combustion??
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Your editor apologizes for the paucity of recent bulletins, but he's moving
and this publication will be disrupted for another couple months. Bother...

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