SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/
# No suspected Reptilioid collaborators were harmed to make this bulletin.
_ _ _ _ _

@ WHEN The Asteroid Hits: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/aster_hit.jpg
_ _ _ _ _

* SOUTH Pole Nazi UFOs! Secret German society "Thule Gesellschaft" & free
  energy saucers: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18880
* RECORD of a civilization that discovered space travel long before there
  was any life on earth! http://2012.antville.org/topics/Space/32704/

* ABDUCTEES http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/ufo/ufo_hypno.html
* THAT Chilbolton Crop Circle!!!!! http://timrifat.com/story.asp?item=246
* TEAM Satan At Work: Cerology-R-Us http://timrifat.com/story.asp?item=247
* TALES From Crop Circle Country!! http://timrifat.com/story.asp?item=248

Have Nazi UFOs (using primordial technologies) abducted you and forced you
to make any cropcircles lately? Did you remember this via hypnosis? Where?

 

* UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! UFOs! http://rense.com/ufo/ufo.htm

* BORG! Resistance Is Futile! http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/borgnew.htm
_ _ _ _ _

* FORGET the Mideast - what about Armageddon? Sitting ducks for disaster:
  http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=31&art_id=qw1018178100503B216
* RED HEIFER Born in Israel. End near: http://rense.com/general23/red.htm
* ARMAGEDDON: http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/manufacturing_armageddon.htm

* LOCH NESS Lake an Inter-dimensional Gateway? Nessie is from another
  dimension!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41672
* TRANSGENIC Monsters: http://www.raidersnewsupdate.com/makingmonsters.htm
* Chupacabras Claim Human Victim: http://www.rense.com/general23/chup.htm

 

Are you ready for Armageddon? Are all yer affairs in order? Did you provide

for orphaned chupacabras? Have you headed for the Loch Ness wormhole? How?

 

* Mission to Mars Discovers Origin of Human Life! We're all just alien

  spawn! Prepare to die! http://raidersnewsupdate.com/missiontomars2.htm
_ _ _ _ _

* HEAR Voices: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A16214-2002Apr8
* MINDCONTROL Motives http://www.datafilter.com/mc/mindControlMotives.html
* RESISTING Mindcontrol http://www.datafilter.com/mc/protestResist.html
* MENTAL Firewalls: http://www.datafilter.com/mc/mentalFirewalls.html

* CIA & Homosexuality & Underdevelopment - assaults on US/Black family and
  3rd World: http://www.toogoodreports.com/column/general/makow/20020410.htm
* US Military: Fundy Jeezoids! http://www.unknownnews.net/cdd040402.html
* XIAN Right & the Rapture, etc http://www.unknownnews.net/cdd040902.html

 

What's your favorite mindcontrol technology? Do the voices in your head put

you in complete mastery of your environment? Are you ready for the Rapture?

 

* Manufacturing Conspiracies: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/conspire.htm

* 9/11 Coverup Continues. Oy. http://www.rense.com/Datapages/inv911.html
_ _ _ _ _

 

  "We are living in slightly exceptional times." --Anthony Eden

# Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102
# These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com
# To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm

SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/
# No genetically-modified orcs were harmed while producing this bulletin.
_ _ _ _ _

@ Airship: http://www.rense.com/splashscreens/copyrighted_airship.jpg
_ _ _ _ _

* IT MUST have been a real UFO because there's wasn't a blimp in sight!
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m09-007.shtml
* THE CYBORG Horror: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/jdtch.htm
* GIANT Bloated Ants http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_560745.html

* ANCIENT book may reveal secret to improved warfare - invisibility, night
  vision, inducing madness http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562481.html
* LUNA has been a part of our "collective consciousness" since prehistoric
  times http://newfrontiersinscience.com/ArchiveIndex/v01n02/alpIntro.shtml

 

Are you more threatened by UFOs/cyborgs/ants/books/consciousness/me? Which

cyborgs imprinted on our "collective consciousness" most resemble blimps??
_ _ _ _ _

* CLERGY Are Sick Fuckers: http://beliefnet.com/story/101/story_10199.html
* SACRED Cruelties: http://www.nytimes.com/2002/04/07/opinion/07DOWD.html
* ARAFAT aide: Jews nailed Jesus to cross. And they used li'l tack-hammers,
  the sadists: http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=27122

* BIBLE Flawed http://infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/intro.html
* PRIEST demands brides have virginity certificate. A priest in Brazil is
  refusing to marry women without a certificate to prove they are virgins.
  www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_558605.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

 

Do your belief system & its hierarchy sometimes become embroiled in tawdry

secular matters? Do voices in your head tell you to stick with it anyway??
_ _ _ _ _

* NUTSO actor Billy Bob Thornton wants to wipe the endangered komodo dragon
  off the face of Earth. "More than anything on this earth, more than any
  being that exists, they are the creature that represents evil," he says.
  http://entertainment.iwon.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/04_08_2002_1.html

* The TETRA System & The Zombification Of Britain's Police - cops will be
  mutated into evil sex zombies!! http://timrifat.com/story.asp?item=209
* WEBSITE For Sex Addicts http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562635.html
* BRIT Gals: Sex Addicts! http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_560257.html

 

Would you rather have sex with BB Thornton, komodo dragons, cops, zombies,

addicts, me? Do voices in your head inform you about good & evil? Why not?
_ _ _ _ _

* CHEMTRAILS Over Las Vegas! Run! http://www.rense.com/general22/cv.htm
* CHEMTRAILS Over Western US! Run! http://www.rense.com/general22/cm.htm
* HUGE Chemtrail Over SoCal! Run! http://www.rense.com/general22/chem.htm
* EAT Plutonium: http://pbs.org/now/transcript/transcript_secretgov.html

* W's Connections: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41649
* W's Hereditary Presidency: http://revelation66.pitas.com/25_03_2002.html
* PSI OPS: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/steveseymour/passover/jewbilee.htm
* THE SPIN Test: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18872

 

Do Dubya's links to Hitler & bin Laden & coke/gun runners, worry you more

than chemtrails/plutonium/televangelists? Are they all linked psychically?
_ _ _ _ _

  "I don't know why it is that we are in such a hurry to get up when
   we fall down.  You might think we would lie there and rest awhile."
   --Max Eastman

# Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102
# These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com
# To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm

SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/
# No faded besotted celebrities were harmed while producing this bulletin.
_ _ _ _ _

@ Alternative Medicine: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/altmed.jpg
_ _ _ _ _

* St. John's Wort Weakens Cancer Drug - and poison hemlock is organic too:
  http://wire.ap.org/APnews/main.html?FRONTID=SCIENCE&STORYID=APIS7IP060G0
* SUICIDE WAVELENGTH http://rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18859
* Pot: IQ loss not permanent http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248026

* Celebrity deaths a coincidence? - You all know that psychic-bond
  scenario: http://www.canoe.ca/JamColumnSlotek/apr7_slotek-sun.html
* It's not just a trend; it's a phenomenon.' Consulting psychics for
  business: http://www.observer.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,679917,00.html

Are you more endangered by herbs/cellphones/potheads/celebrities/psychics/
coincidence/me? What's your favorite way to lower your IQ? Will you share??
_ _ _ _ _

* If your genes are words, then the genome you are is an arcane work of
  literature with its own syntax, puns, allusions, and idioms. And bad
  math: http://www.newstatesman.co.uk/site.php3?newDisplayURN=200204080014
* Megabuck math mystery solved: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248507

* Ever wondered whether you were addicted to sex? Test yourself online:
  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?u=/nm/20020408/od_nm/addiction_dc_1
* Urban legends don't always HAVE to spread. This year, the good news was
  one that did not. http://www.stats.org/newsletters/0203/superbowl.htm

What's your favorite mystery/addiction/rumor/genome? Is your genome a sex
junkie? Does your genome spread urban legends? Is your genome worthless??
_ _ _ _ _

* Icy insight into star birth: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248451
* Recreating the Big Bang: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248303
* Alcohol haze at galactic heart http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248452
* God particle may not exist http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11248304

* Anthrax Mistake: http://www.americanenterprise.org/hotflash020328.htm
* German UFO flap has been solved by the discovery of a meteorite. Or so
  they want us to think: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562926.html
* Which Truth Can You Trust? www.stats.org/statswork/latimes-pinkerton.htm

How much science can you take at any particular moment? What's yer favorite
big bang? Did it result from deities in an alcoholic haze getting intimate?
_ _ _ _ _

* Black slavery is a neglected and unsavory aspect of Islam’s history. Yet
  better perhaps to be slave to an emir than to a West Indies cane planter.
  Tote: http://books.guardian.co.uk/reviews/history/0,6121,679352,00.html
* Don't muck with ancestors: http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_562249.html

* Ornery Ghost In Pub: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_562458.html
* Socialism, the most popular political idea ever invented, is also the
  most drenched in blood, leaving perhaps 100 million dead in the last
  century. Why? http://www.newcriterion.com/archive/20/apr02/social.htm

Would you rather own a slave/ancestor/ghost/socialist/me? Does your belief
system promote slavery/socialism/pubcrawling? Do your ancestors need blood?
_ _ _ _ _

  "No more about sex, it's too boring. Everyone's got one. Nastiness is
   a real stimulant though - but poor honest sez, like dying, should be
   a private matter." --Laurence Durrell

# Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102
# These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com
# To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm

SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

 

# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/
# No sentient rutabagas were devoured while producing this bulletin. Ick.
_ _ _ _ _

 

@ Alien Agenda: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/agenda.jpg

_ _ _ _ _

 

* 'GOLDEN SPIKE' MAY UNVEIL MYSTERY OF MASS EXTINCTION. Chinese and U.S.
  scientists study mass extinction that swept the Earth 250 million years
  ago http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/200204/05/eng20020405_93503.shtml

 

* Middle East conflict sparks apocalypse fears. The end is near. So fuck
  yerself to death now http://washtimes.com/national/20020406-17874966.htm
* Backyard Artillery: ReadyAimFire http://www.backyardartillery.com/watch/

 

* The Children are raped and used by Members of the Shadow of the Dark
  Star. http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&th=6024f111ef1bf99a&rnum=44
* Necronomicon Tells All: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/9879/necpage.htm

 

Is the end near for you, friends, neighbors, family, nation, humanity, all
life, the universe? What's your favorite mass extinction? Was it much work?
_ _ _ _ _

 

* Shuttering UFOs: http://english.pravda.ru/main/2002/04/08/27421.html
* Alien Spacecraft has a hot, dry surface, not a dirty iceball at all.
  Surprise: http://sciencedaily.com/releases/2002/04/020408075210.htm

 

* Kandahar water has erotic powers. Perhaps it comes from Viagra Falls.
  Let's all go there now.  http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGA84UF1SZC.html
* WILL THE NEXT POPE BE BLACK? http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=1421

 

$ Pop this into your mouth and make the voices in your head sing. Always
  obey the voices: http://toysinthemail.com/product_detail.asp?SKU=T59509
$ Nanotech Will Devour Us http://www1.internetwire.com/iwire/iwpr?id=40362

 

Should your voices be amplified so all can hear? Do UFOs need skin care or

sex therapy? When will the Vatican embrace nanotechnology? When will you??
_ _ _ _ _

* Vreeland warned about 9-11: http://www.rense.com/general21/know.htm
* All About Chemtrails etc: http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Conspiracy/
* EMPIRE NEVER ENDED: http://rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18868

 

* The Great Fluoride Scam - or is it? http://www.viewzone.com/fluoride.html

* AI: FloControl http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm
* Time Ripples http://siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/news/3017760.htm

 

* ADHD Is Real!! http://www.chadd.org/webpage.cfm?cat_id=10&subcat_id=67

* Bogus Cancer Therapy: included herbal products, dietary supplements and

  the "Molecular Enhancer" - http://ftc.gov/os/2002/04/davidwalkercmp.pdf

 

Have your molecules been enhanced lately? With chemicals, radiation, data,

gravity, sex? Is anyone conspiring to enhance your molecules? Do you care?

_ _ _ _ _

 

  "The finger that turns the dial rules the air." --Will Durant

 

# Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102
# These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com
# To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm

SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/
# No artificially-intelligent granola was harmed to produce this bulletin.
_ _ _ _ _

 

* Analysing masses of UFO data - a nearly insurmountable problem - I need a
  drink: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m08-013.shtml
* 'Miraculous phenomenon' of 3 lamps burning without oil for 20 years!!!!!!
  Atomic? http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?art_Id=4295842

 

* She's Pregnant With Clone: http://ufocity.com/breaking.cfm?NewsID=1084
* Hunting Cryptobeasts http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/0409/p18s04-hfks.html
* Waco (Branch Davidian) and Bethlehem (Church Of The Nativity) Standoff
  Similarities: http://www.rense.com/general22/wacoChurchNativity.htm

 

Can Branch Davidians and Palestinians burn miraculously without oil for 20
years or even 8 nights? Are you pregnant with UFO clones? Is yer Sasquatch?
_ _ _ _ _

* Cursed diamond tops Queen Mum's coffin - royal astrologers gleeful at
  prospects for disaster!! http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020405/80/cvuvg.html
* Shrunken human head disappears from museum - IRA, PLO, CIA, MI5, MSC all
  disclaim responsibility http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_561242.html

 

* Banks witness increase in cranky customers during full moon - "Did you

  go postal yesterday?" http://www.helsinki-hs.net/news.asp?id=20020403IE2

* Holistic horseshit http://cgi.citizen-times.com/cgi-bin/story/faith/10447

* And Tai Chi Too!! http://www.meadvilletribune.com/news/news0405c.html

 

Do you practice Tai Chi while juggling cursed jewels & shrunken heads & bad

coffee? Does holistic imaging improve your mood in certain lunar phases??

_ _ _ _ _

 

* Atheists believe in a godless universe. Buddhists believe in a formless

  universe. Lovecraftians believe in a mindless universe. And nihilists

  believe in a pointless universe. http://memepool.com/Subject/Religion/

* Sleep Death Terror: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/nsleep2.htm

 

* Highway To Hell: http://www.roanoke.com/roatimes/news/story128401.html

* Xology http://www.somethingawful.com/archives/news-archive-3-4-2002.htm

* Scientology, STOP!! http://www.wfts.com/stories/020405scientology.shtml

* The Flood! The Flood! http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/jd0408.htm

 

Is your universe godless/formless/mindless/pointless/foodless/sexless? Why?

Is your universe flooded with hackers/roaches/preachers/skeptics/dogs? How?

_ _ _ _ _

 

* Nazis, clairvoyants and robots - but it's not as simple as that:
  http://www.salon.com/people/letters/2002/03/01/hanussen/index.html
* Cretinist swine maliciously hijack, distort work of perfectly good prof:

  http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=283041

* Do androids dream of First Amendment rights, the same as me and you?
  http://www.salon.com/tech/feature/2002/02/25/afghan_robot/index.html
* Flesh, robots and God - Are they becoming us or are we becoming them?
  http://salon.com/people/feature/2002/02/25/flesh_machines/index.html

 

Have fundamentalist androids invaded/stolen/twisted your thoughts/work/sex?

Have you become robotic/divine/human/fascist lately? Do ya have any rights?
_ _ _ _ _

 

  "Where there is no imagination there is no horror." --AC Doyle

# Rev. R.Carter, ULC * http://www.sonic.net/~ric * FAX: 561-423-6102
# These bulletins are now posted online: http://skeptinews.pitas.com
# To get this in realtime, subscribe: http://sonic.net/~ric/vsub.htm

 

---

 

Those previous bulletins: http://skeptinews.pitas.com/08_04_2002.html
All the latest notices/gapes/humiliations: http://skeptilog.pitas.com