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Monday, April 8, 2002 08:00 a.m. P.D.T. SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To
Question
# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art,
etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/ # No Reptilioids were infected with MadCow while producing this bulletin. _ _ _ _ _ The Abductors: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/abductors.jpg
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* Not Uri Geller Again!?! http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/puri2.htm
* $1 million for science to discover God's plan. Hardly enough to buy the lab equipment: http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/front/3011171.htm * Seismic Monitor: Was that an underground explosion, mole people
boring,
or just a quake? http://www.iris.washington.edu/seismic/60_2040_1_8.html * Listening To Sun Sounds: http://2012.antville.org/topics/Space/31307/
* PINO http://www.symbio.jst.go.jp/PINO/ is
an open platform humanoid robot
covered by GPL and the GNU Free Document License, and is
cheap, unlike
Sony's SDR-3X or Honda's ASIMO. At http://memepool.com/Subject/Robotics/
Can God's Plan be discerned by humans/robots/aliens/xians/trees/me? Do
gods
sing in stars/planets/rocks/flowers? Why hasn't Uri Geller been
abducted??
_ _ _ _ _
* Why the voices in his head at age *six*? How did he become
obsessed with
* THE GLADIATRIX - female gladiators fought for guts, glory, gold,
etc:
* ACTIVE U.S. HATE GROUPS: http://www.tolerance.org/maps/hate/index.html * Terrorist group locations: http://www.nypost.com/photos/013002map.gif * Suicide Bombers' Fashion Source: http://www.rense.com/general21/su.htm Would you rather fight/bomb/slash/bite because your
voices/gods/boss/folks
made you do it? Can you be monitored so you'll never do it again? Why
not?
_ _ _ _ _ * All War, All The Time: http://www.cbc.ca/news/indepth/mideast_struggle/
* US War Inc: Weapons And Wars'R'Us: http://rense.com/general21/wars.htm
* God Bless the Atheist who saved America! And the horse he rode in
on!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/saturday_review/story/0,3605,679441,00.html * A Talk with the Vatican's Moneyman: but what about the
money-laundering,
the drug links? http://biz.yahoo.com/bizwk/020405/nf20020454579_1.html
* Fix everything and forestall all the conspiracies: http://www.nesara.org/
* Trust the Trilateral: http://washtimes.com/national/20020406-79741000.htm
Is your favorite conspiracy organized around
money/power/faith/sex/hate/me?
Would a competent conspiracy organize and fix everything? Why don't
they??
_ _ _ _ _ A prior bulletin was badly formatted. I blame a faulty implant.
Sorry.
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Monday, April 8, 2002 06:48 a.m. P.D.T. SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question
# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art,
etc.
# Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/ # No helpful inner voices were harmed during production of this bulletin. _ _ _ _ _ @ Just Outside Town http://rense.com/splashscreens/copyrighted_spheres.jpg
_ _ _ _ _ * Strange Lights In Sky Baffle Bavarians - "Ve only had a LITTLE
beer!"
Ja: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m07-010.shtml * Local Woman Having Paranormal Experiences Lead Them To Mass Grave Site. The voices told her: http://www.inq7.net/nat/2002/apr/02/nat_3-1.htm * VITAL ACTIVATION http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41589
* NASA Offers Evidence of Life on Mars - Was Sagan Memorial Station once green? http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m07-007.shtml * What's this Akashic Record? http://home.midsouth.rr.com/akashicinstitute/ Do voices/lights/evidence/records influence your
thoughts/behaviors/eating/
sex/sleep? Does life elsewhere in time/space/reality affect you personally? _ _ _ _ _ * GREEN EYES IN THE SNOW: When I peeked out again there was one right
up
close to the window staring at me. It had large eyes, green. Five of'em. Yow. http://forums.about.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=ab-ufos&msg=854.255 * I Love Your Eyes. Yum: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_561691.html * ET Base on Earth & US/USSR Manned Secret Space Station -
Reptilioids run
our affairs: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41601 * Bad Astronomy www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m05-017.shtml * No Relief. Bother. http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2002/04/04/no_relief/ Have ya seen anything odd lately? Has anything odd seen you? What color
are
its eyes? How many planets/drugs/genitals/mistakes did it have? Do it sing? _ _ _ _ _ * UFOs w/ BO: http://ufos.about.com/science/ufos/library/bldata/blnews.htm
* Magonia! http://virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m07-005.shtml * Free energy, worth every cent: http://cyberspaceorbit.com/freeenergy.html * CHEMTRAILS OVER DISNEY WORLD: http://www.rense.com/general21/cdis.htm * Spontaneous Materialization/Dematerialization Theory lets us tune
our
frequencies & be seen/heard by others in this dimension/reality/universe. Fun! http://forums.about.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=ab-ufos&msg=864.156 What portions of time/space/reality/fantasy do you want to
explore/ignore?
How much energy would it take? If ETs had BO would you rather stay home?? _ _ _ _ _ * Skolinck Says: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41581
* Arafat & Hitler: http://www.rense.com/general21/arf.htm and they're even closer than that, really: http://eretzyisroel.org/~jkatz/turnspeak.html * The War Is Over: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41568 * PULLING THE WOOL - Hiding Humanity's True History - 'The Brain
Police'
and 'The Big Lie' - duped! Bother: http://www.rense.com/general22/br.htm * Magic Codewords: all just innocent spookspeak, not alien plots, c'mon trust me: http://virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m07-009.shtml Are the conspiracies/conflicts that make it into the media spotlight
those
that we most need to worry about, or do they distract us from REAL
threats?
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"The most winning woman I ever knew was hanged for poisoning
three
little children for their insurance money." --Sherlock
Holmes
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561-423-6102
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Sunday, April 7, 2002 06:34 a.m. P.D.T. SkeptiNews! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To
Question
# Fringes of: Science, Faith, Paranormal, Conspiracy, Sex, Dope, Art, etc. # Confused? See the disclaimers & excuses at http://skeptilog.pitas.com/ # No impoverished pilgrims were harmed during production of this bulletin. _ _ _ _ _ * Satanic desecration: http://eastbayri.com/news/2002/0314/Warren/028.html * PROPHET GETS OFF FROM MURDER ETC CHARGES - can I be a prophet too?
Pretty
* Talking Plants Cry For Help http://www.discover.com/apr_02/featplants.html
* Qualia-R-Us: http://www.u.arizona.edu/~chalmers/papers/qualia.html [huh?] * BIGFOOT DAY DECLARED - Yetis, Sasquatches lurch around drunkenly, farting: http://www.timesreporter.com/left.php?external=repsearch_detail.php&ID=6965 * BigBro http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1911000/1911911.stm * Govt BioTech Surging: http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/03/28/crops/
* Adaptive A.I. For Everyone: http://www.optimal.org/a2i2/projectFAQ.htm
* Positive Atheism: http://www.piclab.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?Positive_Atheism
* Ethical Robots? Why Bother? http://www.nickbostrom.com/ethics/machines.html
Do satanic ethicists make you cry? Have GM plants murdered any prophets
near
you lately? Do atheist Bigfoots use govt plots to implant AI devices
in you?
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* MINDCONTROL MADE ME DO IT - implants, drugs, brain rays, hypnosis, all that stuff: http://www.deathrow.at/polunsky/inmates/patterson_kelsey.html # Hypnotized By Sex & Drugs:: http://sbe.d.umn.edu/subliminal/index.html # MINDCONTROL FORUM - say what you must: http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/
# Subliminal influence: http://sbe.d.umn.edu/subliminal/Tachistoscopic.htm # Subliminal world devours all: http://www.subliminalworld.com/navig2.htm * Hooray For Designer Babies! http://www.reason.com/rb/rb030602.shtml
# Still More Psychic Horseshit: http://www.normshealy.net/ Have fun, eh? * Ritual Abuse Or What? http://parc-vramc.tierranet.com/BTC%20RA%20Report.htm # Upload Consciousness: http://home.earthlink.net/~mrob/pub/fiction-1.html
# Get Artificially Replicated: http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~sipper/selfrep/
* Extropia For Dummies: http://www.radio4all.net/proginfo.php?id=4504
Have you controlled/(up/down)loaded/synthesized/replicated/devoured/lost
any
consciousness lately? Do subliminal influences send you to alternate
reality?
_ _ _ _ _ # ELECTRICAL PEOPLE: http://www.worldofthestrange.com/Archives/011199.htm * FREE ENERGY: PERPETUAL MOTION SCAMS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. Magnetic power will bring profits from suckers: http://www.aps.org/WN/WN02/wn040502.html # Orgone Energy Makes Me Hot As A Weasel http://www.orgonelab.org/orac05.htm * Nuclear Blasts Ended Ice Age In North America - Zeta Reticulans Did
The
Best They Could: http://www.peter-thomson.co.uk/tornado/endiceage.html
* Nanotech Will Devour Us Soon: http://www.eet.com/at/news/OEG20020315S0015
# Wearforge- the future? http://wearforge.perilith.com/bin/view/Main/WebHome
* Non-lethal grenade gives better bang, is fine for disorienting
terrorists,
* The End Of Nature, The End of Cloning, The End of Money, The End Of
History
What's yer favorite energy source? If you had enough time, could you do
with-
out energy, or vice-versa? Does orgone energy affect climate? Do clones?
How?
_ _ _ _ _
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the
commonplaces
of existence." --Sherlock Holmes
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Sunday, April 7, 2002 05:26 a.m. P.D.T. > ISRAEL PUSHES ON DESPITE SHARON PLEDGE - like you expected
otherwise?
Kill kill: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/04/07/mideast/index.html * We'll Stop Soon: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/06/mideast_saturday020406 * Israel Accelerates Military Offensive - faster, louder, deadlier, more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/middle_east/newsid_1915000/1915793.stm * SYNAGOGUE ARSON: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/06/synagogue_fire020406 * US/UK CALLS FOR ISRAELI TANK WITHDRAWAL - Pull out, Sharon, like
your
father should have: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/06/bush_blair020406 > MIDEAST FIGHTING AHEAD OF POWELL VISIT - nobody wants to lose points before the game ends: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/04/06/mideast/index.html * ISRAELI SOLDIERS REMOVE CANADIAN MP FROM CHECKPOINT - don't want Canucks to muck around here: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/06/mideast_robinson020406 _ _ _ _ _ > BUSH: SADDAM HUSSEIN MUST GO - Same as Castro, Li, all the others
who've
outlasted the US: http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/04/06/bush.iraq/index.html > BUSH: MIDEAST COULD BE AT 'HOPEFUL MOMENT' - but more likely it's fucked royally: http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/06/bush.radio/index.html * MIDEAST PEACE PROTESTS STAGED FROM CANADA TO EUROPE - not that you'd
find
out in US media: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/06/israel_protests020406 http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/middle_east/newsid_1915000/1915507.stm * ROCKETS FIRED AT KABUL PEACEKEEPERS - These people don't like us!!
Why?!?!?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/middle_east/newsid_1915000/1915793.stm > OPERATION MOUNTAIN LION - US forces finish major Afghan mission. For now. http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/central/04/06/ret.afghan.mission/ > MASS GRAVES 'FOUND' IN AFGHANISTAN - not our fault, says U.S.
commander:
http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/central/04/07/gen.afghan.graves/ http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1915000/1915623.stm _ _ _ _ _ > ANDERSEN SLASHING 6,000 JOBS - should have aligned with the Carlyle
Group:
http://www.cnn.com/cnnfn/2002/04/05/news/companies/andersen_wrap/index.htm > BLOOMBERG WAS $10 MILLION MYSTERY BENEFACTOR - see, all Jews ain't so bad: http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/06/bloomberg.donation.ap/index.html BigBro: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/business/newsid_1911000/1911911.stm > WANTED: VIDEO GAME DEVELOPERS OF TOMORROW - more wargames for
training: http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/04/05/video.games.developers.ap/ * Spying: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1910000/1910347.stm > BIG NEW BUG IDENTIFIED - in real world, not cyberspace, so don't worry: http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/04/05/new.bug.ap/index.html Those previous bulletins: http://skeptinews.pitas.com/06_04_2002.html
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