"Nice guys finish last." --Leo Durocher

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IRAQ APPROVES NEW PAYSCALE FOR SUICIDE BOMBERS. Iraq has upped the reward
to the families of suicide bombers to $25,000(US) from $10,000, which may
explain the dramatic increase in these attacks in Israel during the past
month. Dying for cash: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/04/bombers040302

DEMOCRACY LESSONS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. The Bush administration has shown a
callous disregard for journalism, truth and transparency. As a result it has
undermined both the credibility of the US overseas and the ability of the
American public to be informed. http://www.tompaine.com/feature.cfm/ID/5294
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THE MIDDLE EAST CONFLICT - HAS IT BEEN ENGINEERED BY EXTREMIST RIGHTWING
CHRISTIANS AND ZIONISTS HOPING TO 'FORCE' THE RAPTURE? Damn fundamentalists
ruin every damn thing. Fuck'em: http://www.unknownnews.net/cdd040302.html

AFGHANS BATTLE LOCUST PLAGUE - engineered by extremist rightwing fundys too:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1910000/1910510.stm

WE BUILD'EM, THEN WE BOMB'EM. 'Taliban Camps US bombed in Afghanistan Were
Built by NATO' - Combined US and Saudi aid to Afghan-based terrorism totaled
billion or more. Pay'em off: http://emperors-clothes.com/docs/camps.htm
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IRAN FOR OIL EMBARGO. Iran's leader calls on Islamic states to suspend oil
exports to "pro-Israel" western states, pushing oil prices higher. Fuck'em:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/business/newsid_1912000/1912795.stm

MAKING THE WORLD SAFE FOR PETROCORPORATIONS Support For Israel Bush's Link

To Mideast Oil Conquest? http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/backdoor.html

NOBEL'S REGRETS ON PERES AWARD. Members of the Norwegian committee that
awarded Israel's Foreign Minister Shimon Peres the peace prize say they
regret their choice. Oops. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11244253
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* A Chinese researcher has discovered, close to the Mongolian border, 2500-
  year-old stone circles in the same patterns as modern cropcircles. Proof
  of Reptilioid mindcontrol: http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=1379

* ANOTHER UFO COVERUP? Japanese Astronomers Claim To Spot Undisclosed US Or
  China Spy Satellite: http://rense.com/general21/japaneseastronomers.htm
* ASTEROID TO HIT EARTH IN 2880 http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_557184.html

* PARANOIA PARADISE. What makes a good conspiracy theory? What is it about
  some stories that, however unlikely, convince people that they are true?
  Trust me: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_1909000/1909378.stm

 

Would you rather be involved in a coverup of UFOs, spies, cropcircles, ETs,

conspiracies, Armageddon, sexual abuse? Do you like them all? No preference?

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* Predicting Terrorism: http://www.cosmiverse.com/beaten03220201.html
* Where the Rain Came From: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/03/rain020403
* MindControl Delusions: http://netlab.lmcc.fju.edu.tw/3rd/paper/pap116.htm
* Reptilioid Spit Cures Alzheimers http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11243652

* The Milgram Experiment - A lesson in depravity, peer pressure, and the
  power of authority. How exciting! http://www.new-life.net/milgram.htm
* Antigravity coming soon: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11230976
* Get Implanted: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41553

 

Would you rather control minds, weather, politics, gravity, dementia, time,

space, matter, energy, me? Do Reptilioid implants make you spit phosphorus?
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* LIFE ON MARS! Tentative evidence of chlorophyll, which Earth plants use
  to get energy from sunlight, is found in the Red Planet's soil. Get hot!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1913000/1913228.stm
* Geek Gurlz Guide http://www.eecis.udel.edu/~masterma/GuideToGeekGirls.html

* Are you ready for total sensory immersion? You will soon live in the
  holodeck: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/04/03/1017206218856.html
* Navigate by brainwaves, if you have any: http://www.ibva.com/IBVA%20docs/
* Wiring y'r brain nicely: http://www.ee.ucla.edu/research/judylab/research

 

Are you more excited by chlorophyll, geek girls, holodecks, brainwaves, me?

If Martian virii infect your brain, will your personality improve? Why not?
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* Cloning humans http://www.gulf-news.com/Articles/news.asp?ArticleID=46275
* Commercial DNA!!! http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992092
* Rice has more genes than humans www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_560026.html
* Ah, Factory Meat: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992066

* CLOTHES FACTORY OWNER QUITS AFTER JESUS APPEARS ON JEANS. God on buttz
  drivez me nuttz! http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_560090.html
* BioTech Blue Jeans: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/04/bacteria_jeans
$ Covert bugging equipment: http://www.cornerspyshop.com/index02.htm

 

Would you rather fuck around with clones, rice, meat, jeans, bugs, aliens,

robots, me? Would you wear genetically-modified clothes, or just go naked??
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   be an ornament to any anthropological museum." --Sherlock Holmes

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  Abduction: http://www.rense.com/splashscreens/4.html

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* Large Saucer Flies Over Downtown Ottawa - nobody abducted so who gives a
  damn? http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m04-043.shtml
* Chupacabras Infest Argentina - devouring plants, animals, humans, aliens,
  anything that moves!!! http://www.ufocity.com/breaking.cfm?NewsID=1081

* Submerged Object - Pascagoula, Mississippi USO (Unidentified Submerged
  Object) - Glub. Glub. http://ufos.about.com/library/weekly/aa050701a.htm
* UFOs In The Soviet Waters - "hydrosphere aspect" sightings - ETs swimming
  like sulphurbottoms: http://www.xproject.net/archives/ufo/sovietufo.html

* UFO SIGHTING IN SEA OF CORTEZ -  Sightings are a sign of grace. Zowie!!!
  http://godlikeproductions.com/worldofthestrange/message.php?message=660
* CANADA-BOSNIA-UFOLOGISTS-CHUPACABRAS-ITALY-TEXAS-OKLA-IOWA-SPOKANE-CALIF-
  ABDUCT: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m04-038.shtml

Do submerged Canadian chupacabras threaten your well-being? Have UFOs eaten
your pet sulphurbottoms lately? Do UFOlogists make you sweat/tingle/vomit??
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* "Wizards really did wear tall pointed hats - but not the crumpled cloth
  kind donned by such fictional characters as Harry Potter, Gandalf and
  Merlin. The wizards of early Europe wore hats of gold intricately embel-
  lished with astrological symbols that helped them to predict the movement
  of the sun and stars." http://2012.antville.org/topics/Archaeology/29448/

* Surfing the Kundalini: Out-Of-Body Experiences, the Space Program, and
  some Magical Protocols: http://www.ufocity.com/features.cfm?NewsID=1641
* MY PET NEUTRON STAR. Nice neutron star. Sit. Roll over. Play dead. Stay.
  http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2002/03apr_neutronstars.htm?list111399

* UFO wordwar: http://xproject-paranormal.com/archives/ufo/warofwords.html
* UFOs infest UK - don't blame me! http://www.rense.com/general21/ufoov.htm
* Stoned Survival: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992095

Do your favorite wizards/ETs/deities/demons/dwarfs/dogs/robots always dress
stylishly? Are you naked/stoned/belligerent/tame/sweaty in your OOBEs? Why?
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* Archaeological Mysteries: http://jsonline.com/news/state/mar02/31285.asp
* 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Devours France - but they'll believe anything:
  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?u=/nm/20020401/od_nm/conspiracy_dc_1

* The Popobawa - A Zanzibari Incubus -- A fearsome cyclops dwarf with bat
  wings sometimes terrorizes sleeping men in Africa. I want some too!!
  http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/paranormal/popobawa.html

* Taming scary forests: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_557183.html
* They Need A V-Chip: Palestinians reportedly hit with porn on TV. Awful:
  http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,4049446%5E13762,00.html

* Fla.’s black water mystery solved: http://www.msnbc.com/news/732500.asp
* The biggest octopus ever found has been caught in waters off New Zealand.
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1898000/1898313.stm

What's your favorite conspiracy/mystery/incubus/succubus/pornstar/forest??
Are you terrorized by aroused octopus dreams? Has your vChip been implanted?
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* UFOs swarming around Spokane, Washington - the Reptilioid invasion is
  near: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/apr/m04-028.shtml
* Chemtrails Over Portland http://rense.com/general21/morechemoverport.htm

* Asian Yeti Hunt: http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/0,,272-253066,00.html
* Bigfoot http://news.mpr.org/features/200204/01_rehab_bigfoot-m/index.shtml
* Pets make you telepathic http://www.jsonline.com/enter/gen/mar02/31189.asp

* BioChemWar timeline: http://cns.miis.edu/research/cbw/agchron.htm#chron
* Guns Save Lives: http://www.rense.com/general21/gunssavelives.htm -- and
  rape cures virginity, death relieves pain, TV is educational, up is down.

* Heading towards a new Ice Age: http://www.globalclimate.org/Newsweek.htm
* Of War And Islam And Israel And: http://www.rense.com/general21/time.htm
* Duh... http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/paranormal/faith.html

Are UFOs laying down chemtrails promoting global warming/cooling to suppress
handgun violence against telepathic pet yetis leading to armageddon in 2012?
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* Is Bush MABUS? Following the etymological trail for decades, trying to
  uncover clues to just what the 16th-century prophet NOSTRADAMUS meant
  when he code named the 3rd and future candidate for one of his 3 anti-
  christs as the enigmatic MABUS. http://rense.com/general21/mabus.htm

* 147,631,789 × 23,674 =...? You have the capacity to arrive at the answer
  instantly, in your own head. If only you could reach the autistic savant
  within yourself. Dig in:  http://www.discover.com/feb_02/featsavant.html
* Heed the spirit world: http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/2985251.htm

* Shrine 'apparition' draws 50,000 Indians - divine forces manifested:
  http://asia.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/south/03/29/india.shrine.ap/
* Not a miracle, says dewan of dargah. But what does HE know anyway?
  http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow.asp?art_id=5500835

Have you uncovered any enigmas lately? Do miraculous answers pop into your
head? Do the voices in your head help you solve crossword puzzles? Why not?
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* Iliad, Odyssey Mystery Solved? Higher math, statistical physics, computer
  analysis do it http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20020401/odyssey.html
* Episcopal Labyrinth: http://galvestondailynews.com/report.lasso?wcd=1277

* Torah reconstructed: http://www.dfw.com/mld/startelegram/2942700.htm
* Talmud 'quotes' with attitude: http://www.rense.com/general21/tal.htm
* Engrams & Clears http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2002/04/03/hubbard/

* AfroSoccer, Spirits & Deities www.allafrica.com/stories/200204010216.html
* Unholy Alliance: Xianity & NWO http://www.rense.com/general21/unholy4.htm
* Resurrection For Dummies: http://www.theledger.com/top_stories/31eled.htm

* 14-year old virgin girl was strangled in a good luck sorcery ritual.
  Oops: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?u=/nm/20020404/od_nm/death_dc_1
* The universe is just a VR program: http://www.johmann.net/book/tciy.html

Has y'r belief system reprogrammed any reality lately? Is y'r belief system
slandered & misrepresented by unbelievers? Do y'r beliefs solve mysteries??
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* Ouchy the Clown: http://www.ouchytheclown.com/prodom.htm
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* CHEMTRAILS - CONTRAILS - DROUGHT INDUCEMENT - aerosol operations promote
  drought disaster http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41496
* Methane prime suspect for greatest mass extinction - "They're gassing us!"
  moan the dodos: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992088

 

* Amino acids in space suggest extraterrestrial life - Reptilioid urine!!
  http://nationalpost.com/tech/story.html?f=/stories/20020329/487470.html

* Nuke missiles are our friends: http://www.manuelsweb.com/lancemissile.htm
* Plants are talking about us: http://discover.com/apr_02/featplants.html

 

* Five Planets Will Clump Together in April, May - alignment spells doom:
  http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?u=/nm/20020402/sc_nm/space_planets_dc_1
* Meteorites Tell Shocking Story of Planetary Formation - abuse, violence,
  sex, perversion, satanism: http://www.cosmiverse.com/space03260206.html

 

Has your planet been devastated by plants/animals/aliens/comets/nukes/gas/me

lately? Is rainfall just piss from deities/aliens/cartels/birds? What to do?
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* Mothman: The True Story -- High strangeness in West Virginia in the 1960's
  as people saw winged humanoids, UFOs, men in black, other bizarre events.
  http://www.xproject-paranormal.com/archives/cryptozoology/mothman.html

* MOTHMANIA: http://www.fatemag.com/article.phtml?id=213 (demons etc)

* Mystery of the Disappeared. "Missing people hold a strange fascination.

  Outlandish claims of alien intervention vie with speculation about people

  being buried under a motorway." Or maybe they all retire to some tropical
  paradise http://thisisleeds.co.uk/scripts/editorial2.cgi?cid=2&aid=449953

* 'There's something weird going on' - Ghost stories raging in Nova Scotia:
  www.canada.com/halifax/story.asp?id={CC8B9B0B-76DF-45EB-ADA7-D635E54448B2}
* Black holes reconsidered. Maybe they're just Reptilioid sewage disposals,
  eh? http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2002/03/25/MN46969.DTL

 

Have you disappeared lately? Have your friends? Were you/they sucked up by

black holes, mothmen, reptilioids, ghosts, MIBs, winged hominids, ants, me?
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* DOMES OF WRATH. In January 1943, almost 1,500 German soldiers perished
  mysteriously not far from the town of Tikhoretsk (Kuban, south Russia).
  That same evening, two strange, fiery hemispheres were seen in this
  region. Also, UFOs flew over Kuban in the years of World War II. ETs
  were harvesting soldiers: http://www.fatemag.com/article.phtml?id=252

 

* In the late 1940's a super-secret ET technology intelligence collection &

  R&D program was created by a special classified executive order. It still

  exists: http://www.ufoconspiracy.com/reports/tim_cooper_mj12_report.htm

* When Lake Monsters Attack -- The darker side of aquatic enigmas. Ducked
  up: http://xproject-paranormal.com/archives/cryptozoology/lmattack.html
* Big monster in Utah lake: http://www.sltrib.com/03312002/utah/724077.htm
* Lenticular cloud http://groups.yahoo.com/group/InTheShadows/message/41479

Has your mind been devoured by weirdness lately? Do monsters swim thru your
dreams? Do lenticular clouds float in one ear & out the other? RU tickled?
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   doctrine of reincarnation" --Sherlock Holmes

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