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Sunday, March 5, 2000 10:56 p.m.

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@ Flattened:
http://www.nerve.com/scripts/photoday.plx?48
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# "When Planets Attack..." Something flew over Southwestern Illinois in the
  wee hours of 1/5/2000. Was it Venus, as the debunkers claim? Was it alien,
  military?
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/weekly/mcurrent.htm

# "Reader's Sightings" A new batch of sightings every week, from YOU! See
  it now:
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/bldata/blguidea.htm
@ *SEND ME YOUR SIGHTING!* For inclusion on the "Reader's Sightings" page.
  Be sure to include the date and location of the sighting. Your name won't
  be used, only initials. Send it to:
ufos.guide@about.com

: Have you sighted/reported/hallucinated/faked any UFOs lately? Have you
contributed to any UFO forums? Did you gain fame/fortune/infamy/scrutiny?
Will you keep your mouth shut next time? Will there be a 'text time'? Why?

# "In The News" - Did General Roger Ramey admit that he lied about Roswell?
 
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/bldata/blnews.htm
# "The Disappearance of Frederich Valentich" He Vanished after reporting a
  UFO...
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/weekly/aa033098.htm
@ "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About UFOs..." ..But didn't know who
  to ask.
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/bldata/blguidea.htm
@ "U.S. UFO Sightings" A continuously updated database of UFO sighting
  reports:
http://ufos.about.com/culture/ufos/library/bldata/blsight2.htm
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# AURORA WARNING. (NASA) Residents of Canada and the northern United States
  should be on the alert for aurora borealis during the night of March 5 and
  morning of March 6.  The best time to view aurorae is usually around local
  midnight.  Tonight's new moon will make even faint activity easy to see.
  Early on March 5, 2000, the interplanetary magnetic field in the vicinity
  of Earth developed a significant southward-directed component.  This con-
  dition often means that solar wind plasma can penetrate Earth's magneto-
  sphere and trigger auroral activity.  Data from NOAA's polar orbiting
  meteorological satellites late on March 5 show an expanded auroral oval.
  If this high level of activity continues, auroral displays could be
  visible as far south as the Great Lakes states and in New England.
  Continuing coverage of aurora:
http://www.SpaceWeather.com

: Have you been irradiated lately? Do aurarae trigger your subconscious? Do
you have a strong compulsion to worship the sky gods? Do you have animal/
human/alien sacrifices ready? Will the sky gods be please with your gifts??
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# The Amazing Splitting Of Van Tassel's 'Giant Rock' - A Prophecy Fulfilled?
  Or too many rock-climbers? <
http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/split.htm> To
  UFO researchers, Giant Rock is significant for other reasons. It was the
  home & workplace of the enigmatic George Van Tassel. Van Tassel allegedly
  made contact with extraterrestrials and was tutored by them on a variety
  of subjects, including human, cellular rejuvenation. And that led to the
  building of a structure called the Integratron.
http://tcoto.da.ru

# Contactee Van Tassel's 'Giant Rock' In Mojave Desert Breaks Apart - gift
  shop operators bereft:
http://www.emissaryoflight.com/giant_rock.htm

: Have you seen many/any spirits/UFOs/drunks from atop Giant Rock? Was Van
Tassel's daughter really impregnated by a Martian there? Did concussion from
the nearby USMC artillery range crack The Rock? Are powers of Mentalphysics,
focussed through The Rock, now dissipated, free-floating haphazardly from
the Morongo Basin towards Los Angeles, to ignite a further catastrophe? Were
UFOlogy gatherings at The Rock fine examples of performance art? Thrilling?

@ The Rite of Spring provoked riots in Paris in 1913. In America, it gets
  nothing more than a lusty ovation. Where were those Parisian hooligans
  raised?...
http://www.harvard-magazine.com/jf00/firstnights.ssi
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# "Flatulent Irish cows are anything but great gas" - "The extent of flatu-
  lence among Irish cows, not to mention their belching, will soon force
  farmers to change the way they do business, it has been predicted. This
  factor is a major contributor to Ireland's growing greenhouse gas emis-
  sions problem"
http://ireland.com/newspaper/ireland/2000/0301/hom33.htm

# "Clean Air Trust Names 'Republicans for Clean Air' Villain of the Month" -
  ewwww.
http://www.usnewswire.com/topnews/Current_Releases/0303-113.html
# "World obese catch up with starving" - "For the first time in history, the
 world's total of overweight people equals the total of those who are under-
 fed. Up to 1.2bn people eat more than they need, and as many go hungry each
  day,"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_663000/663994.stm

: Is your flatulence seriously affecting the global climate? Are such gas
emissions inevitable, given a) increased meat-animal raising, b) increased
human vegetarianism, c) mutant intestinal flora implanted in humans by ETs?

@ MISTAKEN IDENTITY THEORY - Why Scientists Always Pick the Wrong Man. "Who
  is buried in Grant's tomb?" That was the bonus question Groucho Marx used
  to put to unfortunate contestants on his 1950s quiz show, You Bet Your
  Life. It sounds like a giveaway, but beware: Questions of this form can
  be treacherous. Consider: Who discovered Bayes's theorem? Who discovered
  Giffen's paradox? Who discovered the Pythagorean theorem? Who discovered
  America? If your answers were, respectively, Bayes, Giffen, Pythagoras,
  and Amerigo Vespucci, then no box of Snickers for you. Of course, you're
  better off without the candy:
http://www.linguafranca.com/0003/hypo.html
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# Hubble Takes a Close-up View of a Reflection Nebula in Orion:
 
http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/pr/2000/10/index.html
# A Monster in the Middle. The Chandra X-ray Observatory may have spied
  a supermassive black hole in the center of the Milky Way Galaxy:
 
http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2000/ast29feb_1m.htm

@ Chandra Official Home Page [NASA]: http://chandra.nasa.gov/
@ Chandra X-Ray Observatory Center: http://chandra.harvard.edu/
@ Hubble News: http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/pr.html

@ The European Southern Observatory <http://www.eso.org/> operates various
  <
www.eso.org/outreach/info-events/ut1fl/astroimages.html> Very Large Tele-
  scopes to produce images rivalling those of <
http://www.stsci.edu/> HST.
  Look at the dust-lane detail in this shot of the Sombrero Galaxy to see
  <
www.eso.org/outreach/press-rel/pr-2000/phot-07a-00-normal.jpg> what I
  mean. Then scope out
http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Science/

: Do our alien masters encourage us to explore the universe with telescopes?
Do they subtly discourage us from other modes of exploration? How would you
like to explore the universe? What help do you need? How much funding? When?

@ Windows to the Universe:
http://www.windows.umich.edu/
Planets http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanets/nineplanets.html
@ Astronet: http://www.xs4all.nl/~carlkop/astroeng.html
@ Astrobiology Web: http://www.reston.com/astro/
@ The Mars Academy: http://www.marsacademy.com/
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  "My name is not Dr. Death." --Bart Simpson

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Sunday, March 5, 2000 08:59 a.m.

SkeptiNews 000305a - - - - - - - - - - - All The News That's Fit To Question

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@ Computer Virus Hoaxes:
http://www.datafellows.com/virus-info/hoax/
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# Jersey Triangles & 'Red Eyed Devil' Sighted - Cylinders In AZ and Italy -
  and: NEW JERSEY BOOMERANG SHAPED HOVERING UFO - OHIO, CALIFORNIA FLYING
  TRIANGLEs - ILLINOIS, MEXICO UFOs - UK SILBURY HILL UFO LANDING SPOT:
 
http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/tri.htm and http://www.filersfiles.com

# Cosmonauts: UFOs Are Real - NASA UFO Video Footage - US Satellites Catch
  UFOs - and: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN INTERESTED IN UFOs - has he been taken?
 
http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/filers3400.htm & http://www.filersfiles.com

: Do your fellow-conspirators have great fun projecting images of UFOs into
the skies around the world? Is humanity almost sufficiently conditioned for
you to take off your masks, revealing your true Reptilioid forms? How soon?

@ New Decipher Of General Ramey's Roswell Message: EXTRACT THE VICTIMS OF
  THE WRECK AND CONVAY ON:
http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/decipher.htm
@ A.Lehmberg DataPage http://www.sightings.com/politics6/lehmdatapg.htm
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# Pro-Confederate group calls for South to secede again- China funds efforts
  to split U.S., fragment West:
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474380
# Russia would join NATO under the right conditions, official says - just
  get rid of all your guns:
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474804
# WTO Withdrawel Bill Introduced By Super Cogressman Ron Paul - ban export
  of spellcheckers:
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a38bf76ea6e3f.htm

# Humanitarian Edmond Kaiser Dies - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what
  does a humanitarian eat?
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474839
# Amount of tear gas fired at Waco siege questioned - more pyrotechnic
  rounds suspected:
http://dallasnews.com/texas_southwest/43735_WACO05.html

: What (inter)national alliances would you like to join/fracture/control? Do
your alien/Illuminati/Chinese/MicroSoft masters fund you adequately? Do you
have the weaponry you need to effect your program? Are you developing more?

# New US Rifle Can Shoot Around Corners. Some call it the Smart Shooter, a
  new rifle for American infantry troops that is two weapons in one, is
  accurate up to 1,000 yards & in effect fires around corners. Its message
  to enemies is that they can run but they can't hide. KaPowPow, suckers:
 
http://www.the-times.co.uk/news/pages/tim/00/02/26/timfgnusa01004.html?999
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# Pope Beatifies 44 Martyrs:
http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474781
# Pope agrees to modify schedule & avoid Sabbath desecration:
 
http://upway.com/cgi-bin/readnews?day=00_03_5&item=#952260839
# Chief Rabbi warns anti-pope demonstrations endanger Jews worldwide
 
http://upway.com/cgi-bin/readnews?day=00_03_3&item=#952109042

# Running with religion - All pres. candidates claim strong faith, differ
  widely on social issues:
http://www.ohio.com/bj/news/docs/022326.htm
# Lift of dating ban stuns campus - Students abuzz over Bob Jones Univer-
  sity's policy change - Why?
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474307

: Does your belief system effectively implement social/political/mental/sex
controls on the populace? Have you refined your techniques over millennia?
Do upstarts threaten your hegemony? Do you take drastic measures to quell
dissent? How many layers of disinformation have you promulgated lately??

@ CONSCIENCE ~ THE CROWNSTAR INDEX - THE XFILE COPS USE "BLIND FAITH" TO
  CONTROL THE MASSES. ANY RELIGION WILL DO AS LONG AS IT KEEPS THE MASSES
  FROM THEIR SOVEREIGN CONSCIENCE - "TIME TRAVELER'S" QUESTIONS ANSWERED
  HERE:
http://community-1.webtv.net/crownstar/CONSCIENCETHEINDEX/
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@ Stock Market Crash Prophesy:
http://www.novia.net/~todd/rap16.html
@ All second comings are farcical. They take a lot more exertion, and are
  a lot less spontaneous.
http://www.georgejr.com/98/iviews/codrescu.html
# Church in standoff with IRS over tax bill of $6 million- Baptists owe big:
 
http://www.miamiherald.com/content/today/news/national/digdocs/061720.htm

@ OASIS TV: Explore A New Age. PERSONAL GROWTH - THE ARTS - EARTH - HEALTH -
  METAPHYSICS & SPRITUALITY - WORLD PEACE - EARTH-MOTHERHOOD - TOFU-APPLE
  PIE - ANGELS - Exciting Time Lapse Photography:
http://www.oasistv.com/

: Have you prophesied anything lately? D'ya predict the same event over &
over, hoping that eventually you'll be right, even if only briefly? Do you
engage in weapons-training to enforce y'r prophesies? Does right make right?

# Iraq Hajj Pilgrims Defy Sanctions - transport plane departed Sunday -
  Allah forestalls UN -
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474761
# Terror Trainees: Afghan camps linked to bin Laden train 'jihad' warriors:
 
http://www.seattletimes.com/news/nation-world/html98/afga_20000305.html
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@ The whole mind control technology is based on the fact that pulsed micro-
  waves can provoke the firing of neurons and in this way the remote control
  of human nervous system can be performed. "Voice to skull technology" is
  the way how to make people "hear voices" or how to implant thoughts into
  their minds.
http://www.geocites.com/CapeCanaveral/Campus/2289/webpage.htm

@ LETHAL PROGRAMMING - Suicide Programs. SRA survivors are routinely
  conditioned to attempt to kill themselves when they and/or the therapist,
  are deemed to be getting too close to material damaging to the cult, or
  when the cult feels it has lost all other forms of control over the
  patient.
http://www.xroads.com/rahome/library/programming/com_prog.htm

: Has your therapist programmed you to suicide? Are you a therapist? Have
you implanted suicide programs in your subjects? Do you sometimes activate
them just because you're bored? Do you try to keep your masters interested?

@ Advanced Neurological Warfare at the CIA and DoD
 
http://www.terrorism.com/_trcctforum5/000001ae.htm
@ Project Blue Beam: http://members.aol.com/phmikas/infos/blue_.htm
  http://happyclown.com/bluebeam.html http://trufax.org/hotmail/blue.html
  and http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/project079.html
  but not here: http://205.243.132.23/dodi-1.html [suppressed?]
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# ADHD LINKED TO EARLY ABNORMAL BRAIN DEVELOPMENT. Two developmental brain
  anomalies, gray-matter heterotopia and posterior fossa abnormality, appear
  to be present more often in children with attention-deficit hyperactivity
  disorder (ADHD) than in healthy children. Or maybe we just weren't paying
  close-enough attention:
http://psychiatry.medscape.com/18215.rhtml

# Teachers shun student who wrote of imaginary school shooting - mindcontrol
  subject too loathsome:
http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9474031

: Do you start programming humans in youth/infancy/gestation/conception? Are
humans easily molded, if you but start young enough? Has your conspiracy re-
engineered any brain abnormalities lately? D'ya grow organic implants in us?

@ Voice Of God?
http://science-frontiers.com/sf043/sf043p18.htm
@ GOING BORG - How-2: http://www.scicentral.com/Y-scborg.html
@ FLASH RADAR!! http://www.toledolink.com/~flash/flashx.html
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  "God is dead" --Nietzche  "Nietzche is dead" --God  "Nietzche and God
   have both been assimilated - don't have a cow, man!" --Bart of Borg

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