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Visitations

Wednesday, April 3, 2002 10:07 p.m. P.D.T.


Your Editor sometimes is abducted by aliens/agents/angels/whatever for
motivations of which he has no comprehension; and sometimes he just
vanishes for his own reasons. This most recent disapearance involved no
reported sightings of ETs, UFOs, ghoulies, ghastlies, or other such
paranormal entities; so maybe it was just a short vacation, oriented
around 1) a vast feed; 2) exquisite natural beauty; and 3) fondling fine
Native American pottery. Maybe. So you can read the self-serving report http://sonic.net/~ric/adventure/2002/yosemite.htm & judge for yerself.




Pyramidosis

Friday, March 29, 2002 12:07 a.m. P.D.T.


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  Pyramid: http://sonic.net/~ric/arts/0038a.jpg
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* The Great Pyramid is a giant hydraulic pump: http://www.thepump.org
* Pyramid: http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=great.pyramid
* End is near http://yowusa.com/Archive/March2002/wormwood1/wormwood1.htm

* BRAVE NEW WORLD: http://www.shopnetdaily.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=455
* They can change our species or any other mammal with this single shot!
  DNA Boost! http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992092

* Giant octopus reveals secrets of satanic rites, mindcontrol, perversion:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1898000/1898313.stm
* Best Psychic Friends: Lawyers http://slate.msn.com/default.aspx?id=2063700

* As of March 2000, THEY represent 95-98% of the total Earth population.
  YOU KNOW IT. YOU FEEL IT. ACT!! http://www.geocities.com/freeyourbrain/
* 9/11 attacks - all a plot: http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/redux.html

Is your best psychic friend a giant telepathic octopus plotting brave/ugly
new worlds involving pyramids, foreigners, lawyers, DNA and group sex? Why?
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* Existence of Nibiru (Planet X) will force a global religious reformation
  that will expand our view of a God we cannot see or touch. Or something
  like that http://www.yowusa.com/Archive/March2002/StarGods1/stargods1.htm

* Easter egg puzzle solved: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11233603
* Brain Implants http://google.com/search?num=100&safe=off&q=brain.implants
* Unintended Consequences: http://www.ndu.edu/ndu/inss/books/uc/uchome.html

* Suckers still worship. Oy. http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11234626
* Creative creationism: The intellectual dishonesty of 'intelligent design'
  theory. Scumbags. http://www.news-journalonline.com/2002/Mar/25/OPN1.htm

* Scientology sucks. But you knew that, eh? http://www.xenu.net/archive/WIR/
* Anti-scam medicine: http://detnews.com/2002/metro/0203/24/d01-447278.htm
* Superspam http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A22865-2002Mar26.html

Has your religion been molded by aliens, rabbits, suckers, cretins, brain
implants, robots, scumbags, me? Are you intellectually honest about your id?
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* Virtual lab to link Arab scientists - "Now we can take control of Earth!"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/-/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1894000/1894523.stm
* Sonic assault rifle http://hometown.aol.com/ultra21753/ (yeah, nonlethal)
* Tracking you by cell phone: http://zdnet.com.com/2100-1105-846959.html

* Final Solutions - How IBM Helped Automate the Nazi Death Machine in
  Poland. Achtung: http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0213/black.php
* Nonlethal: http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Mar2002/d20020322dep.pdf
* Global Warming Bullshit: http://www.prwatch.org/improp/oism.html

* Dictatorship of Bullshit: http://www.swans.com/library/art7/gowans14.html
* Bushonian Agenda: Profiling etc: http://www.almartinraw.com/column52.html
* Counterintelligence'R'Us: http://www.soaw.org/Manuals/ci-toc.html (learn)
* Axis of Evil in D.C. http://www.theconversation.org/updates/031902.html

Did you take control of any sectors/planets/continents/nations/areas/burbs
lately? Has your machinery caused much death/destruction/mutilation? Why??
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 "A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture
  that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room
  of his library, where he can get it if he wants it." --Sherlock Holmes

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briefs

Thursday, March 28, 2002 06:50 a.m. P.D.T.


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* SETI - Still Looking: http://www.ufocity.com/features.cfm?NewsID=1621
* NASA SCIENTISTS CREATE AMINO ACIDS IN DEEP-SPACE-LIKE ENVIRONMENT - no
  need for creationism: http://web99.arc.nasa.gov/~astrochem/aanature.html
* NASA's Antigravity Device: http://www.electricwarrior.com (scroll down)
 
* 5000 UFO docs & free tshirt http://bvalphaserver.com/article.php?sid=2251
* Aliens Come To Spokane: http://www.ufocity.com/features.cfm?NewsID=1616
* 'Alien Implants: Hard Evidence Live' - a heads-up, just in case...
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m27-029.shtml
 
 
I'm tired of aliens, UFOs, all that "space is gonna get us" shit. Are you??
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* ALIENS BOMBARD NORTH ITALY - at least it's not radioactive|infectious.
  Zow: http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m27-028.shtml
* BEWARE-NWO-ANTICHRIST-WWW 111 COMING VERY SOON - then you'll be sorry you
  didn't pray: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18421
 
 
I'm tired of aliens, armageddon, alienation, priestly pederasts, etc. So??
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* WORRYING OURSELVES TO DEATH. It's smart to minimize risks. But obsessing
  over worst-case scenarios is no way to plan for the future. Unless alien
  abductors appear... http://spiked-online.com/articles/00000002D46C.htm
* Herbs kill: http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/27/Consumers/herbsliver_020327
 
* CONTROL VIA COMMUNICATIONS - collapse of telecom sector leads to global
  domination: http://www.rumormillnews.net/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=18454
* How CIA Represses US: http://www.twf.org/News/Y2001/0215-CIAfunds.html
* Smile: http://cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/03/27/digital.cameras.growth.reut/
 
 
I'm tired of ETs, conspiracies, repression, mindcontrol, threats. Too bad.
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  "Crime is common. Logic is rare. Therefore it is upon logic rather
   than upon the crime that you must dwell." --Sherlock Holmes
 
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Paging ET

Wednesday, March 27, 2002 08:58 a.m. P.D.T.


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  Windows ate my bulletin! Take what you can get!
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* Phoning Up ETs - Paris Thinkers Seek Ways to Hold Cosmic Chats:
  http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/news/2938500.htm
* Alien Nation: Louis Farrakhan, phone home - beware wrong numbers:
  http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2002/03_21/news_coverstory_1.html

* UFO videos from Area 51: http://www.ettracker.com/owners/video.html
* Mystery hilltop stones: http://100megsfree4.com/farshores/amstone4.htm
* Union voodoo http://miami.com/mld/miamiherald/2002/03/26/news/2937840.htm
* Chemtrail hoax, sez USAF: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/schem.htm

* Moon's Malapert Mtn seen as ideal site for lunar lab. Realtors drooling:
  http://space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/moon_mountain_020326.html
* Airship revival: http://themoscowtimes.com/stories/2002/03/26/053.html
* Lost giants of Oz: http://www.rnw.nl/science/html/australia020326.html
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* Kava Kills: http://cnn.com/2002/HEALTH/diet.fitness/03/26/kava.warning.ap
* BRAIN PATCH SPREADS CJD http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/03/26/cjd_tissue020326
* ANTHRAX STILL A MYSTERY: www.cnn.com/2002/US/03/26/anthrax.investigation/
* German soldiers sue: radar cancer www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11230832

* Seven Reasons Why Israel Deserves The Promised Land And Palestinians
  Can Take A Hike: http://www.omegaletter.com/articles.asp?ArticleID=135
* Jerusalem will only have lasting peace when Jesus Christ returns:
  http://www.watch.org/showart.php3?idx=14190&rtn=/articles.html

* Reconstructing Christ's tomb with paste: http://msnbc.com/news/726054.asp
* Superconspirators rule world http://100megsfree4.com/farshores/sicke2.htm
* Former NZ PM: Dan Quayle wanted me 'liquidated' for 1980's anti-nuke
  policy: http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/auspac/03/26/nz.lange/
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Killer Asteroids

Wednesday, March 27, 2002 05:20 a.m. P.D.T.


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* Why We Fear Ourselves More Than Killer Asteroids - Dread Factor isn't
  high enough. Panic now: http://www.rense.com/general21/whywefear.htm
* UFO Sightings, and landings, and he loses the mark on his forehead:
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m26-020.shtml
 
 
* THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT AND UFOs - OFFICIAL HISTORY REVEALED:
  http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/2002/mar/m27-021.shtml
* Vampires Are Real: http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/jdvr.htm
* Chemtrails over AZ, NM: http://www.rense.com/general21/cm2.htm
 
Are you more fearful of asteroids, yourself, antigravity, Egyptians, stars,
gods, governments, vampires, chemtrails? Are your fears justified? Why not?
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* BEYOND CONSPIRACY THEORY: Lying to the public is all right, says Bush's
  chief lawyer.  The new official Bush policy is for lying whenever deemed
  necessary.  It's safe to assume that anything any administration official
 
* (Anti)Spyware Cyberwar http://www.msnbc.com/news/728256.asp?0si=-&cp1=1
* Afghan War Is a Lab for U.S. Innovation - New Technologies Are Tested
 
* The American Royal Dynasty: http://www.rense.com/general21/nwor.htm
* Photographic proof of a conspiracy so large and so complicated that the
  depth to which society is involved, and the complete story behind the
 
Is your government a conspiracy of lies? Do all human social orders require
falsehood to function? Are lying & spying & killing hardwired in our souls?
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* Time: Faster than Light! http://cerncourier.com/main/article/42/3/13
* As the Energy Gate closes, your planet is experiencing a grand exhalation

* Heaven's Gate Sole Survivor Still Keeping Faith - on tour, promoting
  new pudding cookbook: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11231408
* "Don't garage door openers have devas too?" Escaping the garage with
  spirit help: http://spiritweb.org/Spirit/cyberspace-genie-hummel.html
 
* Jesus seeks loving women - no freaks or vegans! http://www.jesus.com/
* Pope John Paul II too sick for sex: http://iht.com/articles/51698.html
* Yates' Preacher: HELLFIRE! http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?11230885
* God Changes Everything. And? http://www.rense.com/general21/ped.htm
 
Have ya sacrificed any animals/vegetables/minerals/robots/energy/principles
lately? Would you rather love the Pope, Jesus, pudding, time, children, me?
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  "I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because
   I found it too much like my own." --JP Donleavy

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