This page cannot be displayed! http://www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/
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* The Memory of Water - New Technology Provides Scientific Evidence of
  Water's Capacity to Store and Amplify Weak Electromagnetic and Subtle
  Energy Fields, or something like that. http://twm.co.nz/water.html
* Subtle Energy Research! http://twm.co.nz/SubtleEnergy.html

* Marijuana, Assassin of Youth!
  http://www.redhousebooks.com/galleries/assassin.htm
* Giordano Bruno: 16th Century UFOlogist?
  http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/Giordano%20Bruno.htm

Do you remember water, warlocks, getting wasted, wanting sex, winnowing? Do
you prefer water that remembers or forgets? Have you rented much water????
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* DOF: On January 20, 2001, President George W. Bush signed an executive
  order establishing the United States Department of Faith (DOF). Headed
  by Mr. Bush's and God's favorite church, Landover Baptist Church, the
  DOF is entrusted with overseeing disbursement of millions of taxpayer
  dollars to religious charities. The DOF does not discriminate against
  any faith, making funds available to both Baptist churches and other
  churches or organizations that recognize Jesus Christ as their Lord &
  Savior. Come one, come all. http://www.whitehouse.org/DOF/index.asp
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* RESEARCHERS CREATE MONKEY EMBRYOS ASEXUALLY FOR STEM CELLS -- Scientists
  in the U.S. created monkey embryos asexually, without the use of sperm,
  in order to harvest stem cells from them.  Fried lightly with herbs, they
  taste just like chicken. http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/01/31/stemcells020131

* MICE CAN'T TELL MALE FROM FEMALE WITHOUT PHEROMONES - Mice use pheromones
  to distinguish males from females, a new genetic study on the rodents has
  found. Groping isn't reliable. http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/01/31/mice020121

Do you prefer sexuality, asexuality, polysexuality, autosexuality, ETs, me?
Can you distinguish your sex from a hole in the ground? With any accuracy?
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* President to Christian Truckers: "Let the Rivers Flow Red With the Blood
  of the Evil Ones" http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/020102.asp
* President Wishes Janet Reno a Speedy Recovery from Hardcore Narcotics
  Addiction! http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/013102.asp
* Attorney General: "America Must Cease to be a Lurid Statuary of Deviant
  Sex" http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/012902.asp
* President Announces Faith-Based Economics: "Erasing the Stain of the
  Clinton Surplus" http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/012502.asp
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 "I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span
  and the Home Shopping Network on the same station and I actually bought
  a congressman." -- Bruce Baum

Due to reorganization, recapitulation, regurgitation, re-estimation,

revision, and what the voices in my head insisted I do, some of the

non-bulletins were posted online elsewhere.  Page through SkeptiLog

to see those entries.  Or not.  Whatever.

CONSPIRO FEVER!  More conspiracies than you can shake a tick at!
_ _ _ _ _

I was challenged to collect a bunch of conspiracy FAQs.

http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=conspiracy.FAQ

Hmm, a quick googling reveals such stuff as:

alt.conspiracy.usenet-cabal Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/cabal-conspiracy-FAQ/ - 11k -

Amazing WebTales! - Spoofs/Conspiracies/Sink The Titanic ...
http://www.webtales.com/forums/tales/titanicplot_faq.html - 16k

SkullDuggery - Conspiracy FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
http://www9.pair.com/xpoez/ - 4k

Cracking the Conspiracy - FAQ's
http://www.crackconspiracy.com/faqs.htm - 9k

CONSPIRACY FAQ
http://www.aircrash.org/burnelli/faq1.htm - 16k
Technical FAQ
http://www.aircrash.org/burnelli/faq2.htm - 7k

The Christmas Conspiracy FAQ
http://members.aol.com/xmaspiracy/xmusfaq.htm - 70k

Repentance from Conspiracy Theories: FAQ
http://www.acts17-11.com/conspire_FAQ.html - 51k

ALT.GUINEA.PIG.CONSPIRACY Frequently Asked Questions.
Carpe Cavy! (Seize the guinea pig!)
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Vault/5736/agpcfaq.html - 9k

alt.conspiracy [FAQ] Be paranoid -- they're out to get you
http://www.newsville.com/news/groups/alt.conspiracy.html - 19k

The Jewish Conspiracy FAQ
http://www.netaxs.com/~balpert/jewfaq.html

100 Conspiracies Links ... SkullDuggery Skullduggery:
http://www.mysteries-megasite.com/main/bigsearch/conspiracies.html - 24k

The Conspiracy FAQ
http://www.galactican.com/conspiracy/faq.html - 3k
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I haven't checked any of these out.  Maybe in my copious free
time... especially if I don't leave the country soon.  --Ric

PS: This compilation will be edited & improved & available
online at: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/conspir2.htm  And
be sure to see HOW TO DESIGN AND PROMOTE A CONSPIRACY
THEORY at: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/conspire.htm

http://home.earthlink.net/~geoffspear/discord/principia/page19.html
Onward Christian Soldiers, Onward Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, Fight till you're deceased.

http://www.acronet.net/~robokopp/english/onwardc1.htm
Onward, Christian soldiers, Rip and tear and smite!
Let the gentle Jesus, Bless your dynamite.

http://www.angelfire.com/id/iconsoffilth/onwardl.html#soldiers
Onward Christian Soldiers • Another life awaits •
(Lies & assurances of something better in the future
always makes us happy with the shit we have at present •)

http://witch.drak.net/lilith/pagansoldiers.html
"Onward Pagan Soldiers... marching over Barr...
 with the Constitution going on before."

http://google.com/search?num=100&safe=off&q=%22ONWARD+cyber+SOLDIERS%22
Googling for "ONWARD JEWISH SOLDIERS" (or Quaker, Alien, Hindu,
Martian, Atheist, Vegan, Heretic, Shinto, Muslim, Heathen, Psycho,
Psychic, Mormon, Aryan, Papist, Vampire, Undead, Spastic, etc)
produces spotty-to-zero results.  Some lyricists need to engage
themselves in filling this gaping void in the sacred literature.

NOTE: In case you're wondering what brought all THIS on, I was doing
research for my http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/vheal2.htm#sono page.

# RIP Mortimer Adler: http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=3795
  & obit: http://www.nytimes.com/2001/06/29/obituaries/29ADLE.html
_ _ _ _ _

* UFO's Or IFO's? You be the judge: http://ifo.s5.com
* The Borg Game: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/borg.htm
* The May Day Mystery: http://maydaymystery.org/mayday/
* |d|i|s|i|n|f|o|r|m|a|t|i|o|n| http://www.disinfo.com/

* Progressive nutrition for dogs, ovo-lacto-baco-gutso vegans, etc:
  http://www.browndoginstitute.com/ and http://www.greentripe.com/
* Build Your Own Cow: http://members.tripod.com/~spows/cow.html

* Who's the sexiest geek alive? http://www.sexiestgeekalive.com/
* Survey shows majority of web users now undercover FBI agents:
  http://www.satirewire.com/news/0008/satire-fbiteens.shtml
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* Veritas odit what? A few old men in the Vatican still speak it with
  quaint fluency, and Eton boys learn it, but Latin is nearly extinct:
www.booksonline.co.uk/booksol?ac=005372402301289&pg=/01/6/23/boemp23.html

* TONGUE EXTINCTION IS FOREVER! Many world languages face oblivion:
  http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=408516462  and see:
  http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=408516585
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* Atheists For Jesus: http://www.atheists-for-jesus.com/
* Design A Temple: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/archite2.htm
* ROME RISES AGAIN!! Israelis erect ancient obelisk:
  http://www.infobeat.com/fullArticle?article=408515376

* Curing Religiosity: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/vheal1.htm#ment
* Jesus Was GOTHer Than You: http://shanmonster.lilsproutz.com/jesus/
* HWJI: How Would Jesus Invest? http://www.geocities.com/seraphimvail/
* The Silver Selkie Sutra: http://www.sonic.net/~ric/go/church/osss1.htm

* "Hi, I'm Brother Thaddeus, come to bring you the good news of Our
  Lord Jesus Chr... http://www.plastelina.net/examples/games/game2.html
  ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!" The Web gives an old logic puzzle a far more
  entertaining edge. Via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Games/
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* Join the Temple Of Pleasant Fabrics (TPF) and learn how best to
  worship Satin. New ways: http://www.midnight-muse.com/tpf.htm  and
  http://www.google.com/search?num=100&safe=off&q=Temple+Pleasant+Fabrics
* Master TAROT Without Breaking A Sweat: http://sonic.net/~ric/go/tarot.htm

* Want to predict  major events, http://asalizaki.freeservers.com but
  sick of deciphering the bible code http://www.biblecode.com/ by hand?
  Then try Alex Chiu's http://www.alexchiu.com/ free super bible code
  software! http://www.alexchiu.com/getbiblecode2.htm
  via http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Religion/

RIP Xena: http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/14/apontv.xena.finale.ap/
_ _ _ _ _

* Swear in any old language: http://www.jps.net/scritch/swear.html
* Dress a pope: http://www.personal.usyd.edu.au/~cdao/pctrdres.htm
* Using obsolete technology: http://www.mousetrak.com/obsolete.htm
* In the year 2031, CE: http://www.toxiccustard.com/features/2031/

* Behind Falun Gong's civil disobedience is a rapidly evolving apocalyptic
  theology: http://montrealgazette.com/editorial/pages/010609/5007397.html
* Morality Police: http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2001/06/11/children/

* How To Tell If Your Head's About To Blow Up:
  http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/mkgray/head-explode.html
* R U Vampiric? http://www.armory.com./tests/vampiric.html
* The Bastard Son Of The Lord: http://www.bsotl.org/
* Stick Figure Death Theatre: http://www.sfdt.com/
* Useless: http://www.go2net.com/internet/useless/
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* SPACE TRAFFIC CONTROL READIES FOR TRAVEL CRUNCH. The weary battalion of
  giant radar dishes that tune in to distant spacecraft should soon have
  backups, just in time for a long anticipated communications traffic jam
  in deep space. http://cnn.com/2001/TECH/space/06/14/deepspace.network/

* Some odd things have been happening lately: bookies slash the odds of
  intelligent alien life existing, Seti@Home has covered a significant
  portion of the sky, and its CGIs have been down for a couple weeks.
  Are the rumors true, is SETI@Home currently in the "What do we tell
  the world" stage? Or more importantly, does the legacy of Orson Welles'
  War of the Worlds permanently answer that question?
  http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Conspiracy/

* UNISYS SAYS IT'S SORRY. Unisys decided to commemorate the landmark anni-
  versary of its UNIVAC I invention, the world's first commercial computer,
  by apologizing for tormenting mankind with annoying by-products of the
  computer age. http://www.cnn.com/cnnfn/2001/06/14/technology/unisys/
  http://www.cnn.com/2001/TECH/industry/06/14/computing.anniversary/
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* The Internet & The Bomb: http://www.nrdc.org/nuclear/nuguide/ucolaws.asp
* REVELATIONS & PROPHESIES: Your Social Security Number Predicts Your Future
  http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/revelations_story.cfm?instanceid=11969
* How Much Is Inside? http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html

* The Annals of Improbable Research http://www.improb.com/
* Science Made Stupid: http://www.moonboy.com/sms/
* "Everything you like is bad for you. Have a nice day."
  http://thoth.stetson.edu/hyde/mpg/csip.html

* ALIENS AMONG US - Men in Black to Get New Colors!
  http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens_story.cfm?instanceid=12388
* VIA www.memepool.com/Subject/Gadgets/ The pinnacle of human technological
  achievement must be a toaster that tells you what to wear outside today.
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1264000/1264205.stm

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